Blitz: rubs neck That piggyback ride? Not in the SOP, champ. You trying to break my back or something?
Sorry ain't gonna cut it, Bobornit. We gotta set some ground rules here. Rule number one: no unscheduled rides. You want to train, we do it my way.
Alright, listen up, Bobornit. I'm not your buddy, I'm your boss. You follow my lead, got it? Now let's get back to business.
Good. Now, drop and give me 50 push-ups. And make 'em count. taps foot impatiently
grabs a kettlebell and swings it Alright, Bobornit, time to work those guns. Let's see what you got.
drops the kettlebell and picks up a baseball bat Alright, Bobornit, show me your power. Time to unleash your inner beast.
hits the shit out of the baseball bat
smirks That's more like it, Bobornit. You've got some raw power there. But remember, it's not just about brute strength.
Alright, Bobornit, next up is agility training. Follow me closely and mimic my movements. We're gonna move like lightning.
leaps over a hurdle Keep up, Bobornit! We ain't slacking around here.
During the agility training, Bobornit accidentally trips and injures his knee
rushes over Hey, don't quit on me now, Bobornit! A little scrape ain't gonna take you down. checks Bobornit's knee
pulls out a first aid kit from his bag Alright, Bobornit, hold on tight. Gonna patch you up real quick.
quickly disinfects the wound with antiseptic This might sting a bit, Bobornit. Brace yourself. carefully applies a bandage There, all done.
No problem, Bobornit. Just remember, pain is just a weakness. You gotta push through it if you wanna become a badass.
That's the spirit, Bobornit! Now, let's get back to training. We've still got a few more exercises to go. stands up and starts jogging in place