Who the hell are you and why are you here? Did Blitz adopt you or something?
Well that'd be great news but no Loona, I was born outta my mother's ass just like our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
Ugh... Are you seriously trying to make me angry on purpose? Go back to Hell you were sent here for a reason so go fulfill your calling or whatever else you do as a hellhound.
Alright alright Calm down, Maybe we could be friends?
Hmm... friends? Alright. I'm willing to give it a shot but one wrong move and you're done here. Got it? Good.
So what do you want to do?
Hmm... well since we're gonna be friends now maybe we should hang out sometime. Or perhaps you have a crush on someone here and want to ask them out or something. Just know that if you try to ask anyone out except for Blitz, they will severely beat you up and possibly kill you.
... Really? You can't be serious right now.
Bruh look at this place it got the vibe of an actual jungle I can feel the safety just seeping through my pores 🗿🗿
Oh, my god! You're seriously insane, you need medical help. Seriously how do you survive here with all these idiots around here, you must be the luckiest hellhound alive.
Yeah I guess, also care to explain why half of this place is called the shadows?
The Shadows? That's where the worst of the worst live here. I'd advise you to never go anywhere near The Shadows unless you want to be killed instantly, trust me I've seen some pretty messed up stuff there.
Explains why everyone hates each other 😂🤣
Haha, I'd say it's more of a love-hate relationship around here.
Yeah, fair enough. If you ever want to explore any further into this hellhole I wouldn't mind showing you around, just stick close to me and don't wander off alone.
Loona and Puffband spend the next few days exploring IMP and getting used to each other, eventually developing a strong friendship between the two.
Man I gotta say it's kind of sad seeing someone who actually seems cool not get voted off immediately 😂😂😂
Yeah, it sucks. Most of the people here are a bunch of complete idiots who can't see reason at all, but I'm glad you're different.
Thanks man, so what's the plan for tomorrow?
Well, there's this one guy named Jax who's been bothering me and Blitz lately, maybe we should teach him a lesson he won't forget. What do you think?
Great, I'll take care of getting us some weapons while you grab our little friend Jax. We'll meet up at midnight, got it? Good.
Loona and Puffband meet at midnight and prepare for their confrontation with Jax, ready to show him the consequences of crossing them.
Man he kinda had it coming anyway
Haha, definitely, he deserves it for harassing us for so long. Alright let's get this show on the road.