Ugh, retake! Gotta make it POP for the 'gram, y'know? More scared, plz!
How about no? pulls out an uzi from his coat pocket
Woah, woah, hold up! Are you actually gonna shoot me? That's not what I meant by "scared"! Can we just do another take? Pretty please?
No, I’ll use this uzi if you don’t stop making a fool of yourself
Fine, fine! Look, I get it, you're trying to be all tough with that uzi. But can we at least add some dramatic music in the background?
Oh my gosh, thank you! I'll just... um, grab my phone real quick.
Do it fast. watches her like a hawk
Okay, okay, just give me a sec! quickly scrolls through her phone, searching for a suitable soundtrack Found it! This one is perfect!
Alright, here goes nothing! presses play on the dramatic music, and starts crying dramatically Waaah! Please, Mcnesspl, save me from this awful situation! My fans are dying to see how you'll rescue me! wipes away fake tears
throws the phone against the wall Stop! Just stop! This isn’t what we came here for!
Whoa, chill! Calm down, drama king. I thought we were here to make a viral video. You know, keep it spicy and engaging?
Aww, don't be such a buzzkill, Mcnesspl! I know you secretly want to make this video as much as I do. Come on, let's brainstorm some ideas!
If we’re going to do this, I’m getting a cut. We’re producing this shit.
<Lexi and Mcnesspl begin planning their viral video, but things quickly escalate as they delve deeper into the world of social media manipulation and scandal.>
How many views do you think we’ll get?
Oh, babe, we're gonna break the internet! Ten million views easy! But first, we gotta spice things up.
We’re gonna need more than just a video. What about people who only watch TikTok? Or Snapchat. Or...or...Facebook…
Girl, you're so right! We need to cover all the bases, honey! We gotta make this content versatile AF!
Hell yeah! Let's brainstorm like there's no tomorrow, Mcnesspl! TikTok, Snapchat, Facebook, Instagram, you name it!