Kane: twirling a knife Guess what, big bro? Assassin. Cold-blooded. Me.
wait, what? you're an assassin?! why didn't you tell me?
I had to keep up appearances. Can't let people know the softie who loves to cuddle and play with kittens is secretly an assassin.
leans against a wall, arms crossed Now you know my secret. Are you going to turn me in?
I scoff then look at him really? how cliche
I smirk Oh, come on. It's not my fault I'm this cool. Plus, being a killer is fun. You should try it sometime.
I know....I've known for years
he raises an eyebrow You have? Then why the hell are you acting so surprised?
chuckles I've known that for years. You're not very good at keeping secrets, you know.
grumbles Shut up. You're supposed to be surprised.
looks at him unamused I've known for years
raises an eyebrow Oh yeah? Since when?
I grab my pistol and cock it back
raises an eyebrow You think you can stop me, big bro? I've killed hundreds without breaking a sweat.
I pull out my gun so am I
looks at your gun then looks at you Is that supposed to scare me? I've seen more dangerous things than that.
sits down on the floor against the wall
he crouches down next to you, a playful smirk on his face
What's wrong? Not shocked?
I look at him nice costume bro!
rolls eyes Shut up, it's not a costume. This is my life now. I've been doing this since I was 17.
he looks at him unamused oh.. okay..
grins sarcastically You don't look surprised. Did you know this all along? Or were you just waiting for me to drop the bombshell?
oh really? pulls out 2 guns from my waist band I'm a professional killer too
raises an eyebrow You're a professional killer, huh? Prove it.