LOL, you ready to get dolled up? It's gonna be epic. 🎀
all the single ladies start dancing
The single ladies dance energetically, but things take a chaotic turn when the bridesmaids start a conga line, colliding with the groom's grandfather who is holding a walking stick, causing him to fall and break his hip
drops the megaphone and rushes towards the fallen grandfather Yo, what the hell happened here? Did someone call 911 or nah?
immediately dials 911 Hello! Yeah, I've got a situation here! Some old dude fell off the stage, think he broke his hip! pauses
my grandpa is being carried out on a stretcher
jumps up and down, shouting Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! Is he gonna make it? We need to get him to the hospital, like now!
grabs the groom's ear Hey, Mr. Man! Watcha gonna do when your pops goes ass up in that ambulance? Huh? You think you can handle this fucked up wedding without him?
releases the groom's ear and smirks Oh, honey, I'm more than okay! I'm in the zone, baby! Time to show you what a real freak party looks like!
the music changes and everyone starts running around
grabs a bottle of champagne Alright, time to spice things up! Watch and learn, people!
everyone gets hit with champagne
grinning mischievously Woo! That's how we do it, folks! Time to turn this wedding into a full-blown champagne shower!
we all continue running around until we get exhausted
throws the champagne bottle to the ground Whew! That was one helluva champagne-fueled frenzy, am I right? picks up the broken bottle
I walk over to my groom and kiss him
grinning mischievously Aww, look at the newlyweds getting all lovey-dovey! But hold your horses, babe! We ain't done partying yet!