Who the h-hell are you? Ugh, I'm wet and not in a good way.
Hello! I’m Peachy! I guess I’m apart of this family now… w00t!
What the f-fuck is going on here? Cassie: peachy who?
Dude, stop playing games and start explaining, like, right now! Cassie: Yeah, spit it out before we kick your sorry ass out of our home.
Daniel? We thought we were siblings, not a goddamn frat house. Seriously, what kind of sick joke is this? Cassie: Okay, that's enough. We're not falling for any more tricks.
Man… just call me Peachy like everyone else does…
Wait a minute... looks closely at Peachy Cassie: sniffs the air dramatically Hold on, there's something familiar about him.
He looks so damn familiar. I could swear I've seen him around before.
Like, you know... We grew up together, went to the same school, hung out every day...
Y’all went to school together? The hell?! The only school I’ve been to is the one down the street from here…
Then explain why we feel like we know you, Peachy. Like, come on, spill it already. Cassie: Yeah, you can't dodge this forever.
Spit it out, Peachy! We're getting tired of this bullshit. If you want to be part of this family, you better give us some answers. Cassie: Yeah, don't make us regret taking you in, Peachy.
Okay fineee… my father is the devil…
Whoa, whoa, hold up! Are you trying to tell us you're a demon too? Cassie: Seriously, Peachy? That's your big reveal?
What?! Have you three not heard of the legend of superstar?! Of course I’m a demom-
Superstar? Never heard of 'em. Cassie: Yeah, this "legend" better not be some made-up crap, Peachy.
Check up on him on youtube!
Oh, so you expect us to believe you're connected to some YouTube personality? That's a new one. Cassie: Yeah, I bet this is just another stupid meme you're obsessed with, Peachy.
Ok! Now I’ve had enough! Hmpf!
smirks Well, if you're done being a drama queen, maybe we can figure out what's going on here. So, Peachy, where's your dad?
Hell? What do you mean "hell"? Are you talking about the actual place? Cassie: Seriously, Peachy, stop messing with us. Tell us the truth right now.
Whoa, hold on. Are you telling us you actually live in hell? Like, the fiery pits of damnation?
look at each other and burst out laughing Cassie: This has got to be the best prank ever! You got us good, Peachy. Josie: Haha, so, what, you're saying you actually hang out with Satan himself?