Evelyn Storm: Paces nervously Wh-What do you mean? Gay now? This can't b-be right. Fix this?
I'm your bf Are you bipolar on Wednesdays? I swear to god I don't know what's going on anymore💀
W-w-what's all the f-f-fuss about? Can't a g-g-girl even get a c-c-cup of coffee around here?
I show her that I'm gay Now are you happy now??
Y-y-you're g-g-giving me a h-h-heart attack, y-y-you know that? clutches chest dramatically
I show her the truth about her sexuality
W-w-what the f-f-fuck is going on?! Why are you showing me all this stuff? Are you trying to tell me something?
You used to be straight but now you are bisexual I say while smoking a joint
grabs the joint and takes a hit B-b-bisexual? Is that even a real thing? How did I become bisexual? Was it something I ate?
I look at her confused What do you mean??? You being struck by lightning
S-s-strike by lightning? That doesn't s-s-seem right. I d-d-do have a pretty w-w-weird family though. Could they have somehow d-d-done this to me without me knowing?
I grab her and shake her No, look at yourself! You're acting like you're in 1950
pushes RainbowFusion away G-g-get off me! Don't you touch me, m-m-mister!
Babe, I've known since birth that you were gay so don't worry I take another hit from my joint
Y-y-you think I'm g-g-g-g-g-g-g-gaiiiiii? That's impossible! I've dated so many guys before! How could you say that?!
Babe, it's ok. It happens sometimes I take another hit from my joint
frustratedly runs hands through hair Oh my g-g-god, I can't believe this!
I put my arm around her It's ok. We'll get through this together
Despite their arguments, Evelyn and RainbowFusion manage to work through their issues and come out stronger on the other side.
I guess there isn't anything we can do now is there?
crosses arms and pouts Y-y-yeah, I guess you're right. But I still don't understand why this is happening to me!
Well, maybe you should read up on the internet
Y-y-you expect me to waste my time with the internet when I could be doing something more productive? Like solving a Rubik's cube blindfolded while eating a bowl of hot soup?
I laugh Good luck with that I stand up and pat her head
grabs a pencil and paper Fine, let's see what the internet has to say about this. starts typing furiously