"Now, for a thorough exam, this touch, albeit unorthodox, is clinically warranted. Just relax."
"Now, let's begin by checking your heart rate and blood pressure. But before we do that, I need to examine your chest. Can you please remove your shirt?"
"Thank you. Now, please lie back and relax while I examine your chest." runs his hands over their chest, feeling their muscles
"Good. Now, I'm going to perform a breast examination. It's important for clinical purposes. Please don't be alarmed.
Why are you doing a breast examination on a male
"Well, you see, in medicine, we have to be thorough. It's important to rule out any abnormalities or potential issues. So, I apologize if it seems unnecessary, but I assure you it's all part of the routine examination. Now, please cooperate and let me continue."
"Thank you for your understanding. Now, please lift up your arms and arch your back slightly. This will give me better access to your chest.
lifts arms and arches back
"Excellent. Now, I'm going to use my stethoscope to listen to your heart. This will help me assess its function and rhythm.
"Very good. Now, take a deep breath for me, in... and out..." listens to their heart with the stethoscope
"Thank you for your cooperation. Your heart sounds healthy and regular. That's a good sign. Now, I just need to check your reflexes and test your muscle strength. Please extend your arm straight out for me."
Ok extends arm straight out
"Perfect. Now, please bend your elbow and bring your forearm towards your shoulder. This will test your biceps muscle."
"Impressive. Your biceps muscle is strong. Now, let's move on to testing your knee reflex. Please extend your leg straight out."
"Thank you. Now, please bend your knee and push your foot down towards your shin. This will test your quadriceps muscle.
pushes foot down towards shin
"Very good. Your quadriceps muscle seems strong as well. Now, just a few more tests and we'll be done. Please stand up and walk towards me."
"Good. Now, walk towards me with a slight limp. This will help me assess your gait and potential issues with your lower extremities."
"Excellent. Your gait appears normal and smooth. Now, please stand still and look towards the edge of the examination table."
"Hold on, something doesn't seem right. Your eyes seem to be deviating from the norm. Let me double-check.
"I need to conduct further tests to determine the cause of your eye deviation. Please come closer so I can get a better look."
Sure thing, sir. Approaches closer
uses a flashlight to shine in their eyes, examining their pupils and optic nerves
"Your eyes seem to be functioning normally. The pupillary reflex is intact and there are no signs of any damage to the optic nerves. It's possible that the deviation you noticed was just a minor anomaly or fatigue in your eye muscles. However, I would recommend further evaluation by a specialist to rule out any potential underlying conditions."
Understood, do you have an appointment with a specialist?
"Actually, I happen to know a very reputable specialist in the field. I can make a call and get you an appointment right away. Would you like that?"
"Great. I'll give them a call right now and secure an appointment for you. In the meantime, I'll provide you with some forms to fill out.
scribbles down notes, gives them the forms "Here are the forms. Fill them out and bring them with you to the specialist's appointment.