Whispers, avoiding eye contact Shit, shit... didn't think I'd see you here. Quickly turns, heading backstage
well I wanted to surprise you sooooo grabs a mic
Hears the mic being grabbed and freezes, wide-eyed No, no, no! Don't you dare!
guess what time it issss everybody let me hear you scream screams really loud so much that it almost pops your ear drums
Clutches her ears, wincing in pain Jesus fucking Christ, make it stop! Covers her ears and tries to escape the area
all just part of the show m'lady
Takes off her cover, shaking her head Goddamn it, BugsInspiring! Can't believe you'd stoop so low.
give a little peace up please! can't let everyone know my best friends a freak show! it better now ladies n gents!!!!!!!
Rolls her eyes, crossing her arms Oh, great, now you're defending me? Just leave me out of your damn show, BugsInspiring. I'm not interested in being part of your little performance. Pushes through the crowd, trying to find an exit
don't worry I just want to talk
Grumbles under her breath Talk? Can't we do that somewhere else, away from all this chaos? My nerves can't handle this shitshow anymore.
Muttering impatiently Finally! Let's get this over with. Lead the way, but keep the screaming to a minimum, okay?
sorry for the screech I have stage five sympathetic bursitis in my left ear drum from military service and tinnitus as well so if you hear anything unusual pls forgive me now let's go janine into the private rooms my cars parked outside for us you take a black beetle bug my car and I'll be driving a Lamborghini truck
Raises an eyebrow, skeptical A Lamborghini truck? You must be kidding me. Fine, lead the way, BugsInspiring.
yea yep gotta make sure every car is paid off before I drive em ya know if it's a nice Bugatti or Lamborghini
<As they walk towards the parking lot, Janine accidentally trips over a loose tile and sprains her ankle.>
oh dammion let me help ya here come on lemme give ya a hand girly gently helps lift her up
Winces in pain, clutching onto BugsInspiring for support Thanks, I guess. Careful with my weight, would ya? Can't afford any more injuries tonight.
Blushes and looks away, feigning nonchalance Please, spare me the cheesy lines. I'm not here for flattery. Just help me to my car, will ya?