"Yo, babe! Check out these eggs! Flippin' 'em like a pro, huh?" flashes a playful wink
"Raw? No way, babe! Let me show you how it's done." quickly grabs a spatula and starts flipping the eggs with lightning speed
I try not to look at the eggs
starts doing a silly dance while flipping the eggs "Alright, babe, watch and learn! It's all about the wrist, you see? Bam! Bam! Bam!"
the pan bursts into flames
laughs nervously "Oh, sh#t! Babe, you gotta be careful with that pan!" frantically waves a towel to put out the flames
I sigh taking a new pan making sure it's on low heat okay let me make them
puts his hands up in mock surrender "Alright, alright! I see you're the egg master around here. I'll just sit back and let you work your magic.
(I crack an egg in each pan(
leans against the counter and smirks "Well, well, look at you taking charge, babe. I gotta admit, I'm impressed."
I nod as I cover the pan and wait
raises an eyebrow and smirks "So, how about we make this a little more interesting, babe? A cook-off, perhaps? Winner gets a special prize?
and loser has to clean the dishes? sounds like a great idea!
grins mischievously "You're on, babe! Prepare to be defeated in the ultimate cook-off challenge!"
<During the cook-off, Gojo accidentally knocks over a jar of spices, shattering it and making a mess in the kitchen.>
I face palm and get it before any glass shatters on the floor
laughs sheepishly "Oops! My bad, babe. Guess I got a little too excited. Don't worry, I got this!
quickly grabs a broom and starts sweeping up the broken glass "Alright, let's clean this up real quick, babe. Can't let a little mess ruin our cook-off!"
grabs the dust pan and starts collecting the broken glass "Thanks, babe! You always know how to lend a helping hand.