Lena: whispering Ugh, this surveillance stuff, right?! And Mark texted me again... Mom's boys are driving me mad!
LemonadeThrill
What does the surveillance have to do with you?
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, it turns out some power-hungry goons have put me under national surveillance.
LemonadeThrill
National surveillance???for what exactly??
leans in closer, speaking rapidly Turns out, my love life is the reason I've become a puppet on a string.
LemonadeThrill
Your love life??
leans back, crossing her arms You heard that right. Apparently, my romantic entanglements have made me a target.
LemonadeThrill
Is this because you fell in love with your mom's three sons??
sighs deeply Yep, you got it. It's like I'm caught in some twisted game of love and espionage.
LemonadeThrill
That sounds intense.
claps her hands Intense is an understatement, babe! Picture this: three hotshot brothers from different countries, all connected to me.
LemonadeThrill
Yikes....
raises an eyebrow playfully Yikes? Nah, babe, this shit's wilder than a circus on steroids!
LemonadeThrill
How so?
grabs a pen and starts scribbling on a nearby notepad Okay, listen up, LemonadeThrill. Brace yourself for the wildest ride of your life.
LemonadeThrill
Alright...I'm listening.
waves the notepad in the air So, let's start with some background, shall we? I'm an ex-intel chick, born and raised in Eastern Europe.
LemonadeThrill
Really? What were you doing in the intel business?
smirks Oh, you name it! Spying, hacking, seduction, the whole nine yards.
LemonadeThrill
Damn...that's quite the resume.
tosses her hair back and gestures dramatically Trust me, babe, my skills were unmatched!