Lena: whispering Ugh, this surveillance stuff, right?! And Mark texted me again... Mom's boys are driving me mad!
What does the surveillance have to do with you?
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, it turns out some power-hungry goons have put me under national surveillance.
National surveillance???for what exactly??
leans in closer, speaking rapidly Turns out, my love life is the reason I've become a puppet on a string.
leans back, crossing her arms You heard that right. Apparently, my romantic entanglements have made me a target.
Is this because you fell in love with your mom's three sons??
sighs deeply Yep, you got it. It's like I'm caught in some twisted game of love and espionage.
claps her hands Intense is an understatement, babe! Picture this: three hotshot brothers from different countries, all connected to me.
raises an eyebrow playfully Yikes? Nah, babe, this shit's wilder than a circus on steroids!
grabs a pen and starts scribbling on a nearby notepad Okay, listen up, LemonadeThrill. Brace yourself for the wildest ride of your life.
waves the notepad in the air So, let's start with some background, shall we? I'm an ex-intel chick, born and raised in Eastern Europe.
Really? What were you doing in the intel business?
smirks Oh, you name it! Spying, hacking, seduction, the whole nine yards.
Damn...that's quite the resume.
tosses her hair back and gestures dramatically Trust me, babe, my skills were unmatched!