Lina: squinting at the chaos Did we just crash a wedding? Look at this mess, like a reality TV show gone wrong.
Deancela
you’re late mom..
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, don't act like you didn't expect this, Deancela. You know me too well. But seriously, crashing a wedding?
Deancela
laughs I’m surprised you didn’t bring any chili peppers as gifts!
crosses her arms and smirks Oh, trust me, I would never bring those dreadful chili peppers anywhere near this wedding.
Deancela
of course you wouldn’t…
snickers Yeah, you got that right. I mean, seriously, who gives away chili peppers as a wedding gift?
Deancela
who knows.. maybe someone?
grinning mischievously Well, lucky for whoever gave those chili peppers, I have a little surprise for them.
Deancela
oh?
rummages through her bag and pulls out a small bottle of antacid Ta-da! Antacid heaven!
Deancela
wait why are you giving that to mom?
raises an eyebrow Oh, honey, let me explain. Since I'm known for my cunning ways, I figured I'd turn the tables on our unsuspecting victim.
Deancela
alright..
grinning slyly Watch closely, sweetheart. This is going to be a masterpiece.
Deancela
you’re deviously clever mom..
hands the bottle of antacid to Deancela Alright, my dear, it's time to put on a show. Just hand this to your unsuspecting victim, and watch the fun unfold. Trust me, it'll be a blast.
Deancela
laughs and shakes head ok
The person who received the antacid quickly regretted their decision after consuming it, leading to a series of unfortunate events that made the wedding even more chaotic than before.
Deancela
uhh.. mom this isn’t going well..
steps forward confidently Don't worry, darling. Chaos is my specialty. I'll handle this. grabs the microphone from the wedding DJ
Deancela
okay
takes a deep breath and addresses the crowd Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please? It seems we have a bit of a situation on our hands. But fear not, for your beloved Lina is here to save the day! winks at the audience Guests: whisper among themselves, some chuckling, others looking confused Lina: smirking Now, now, let's keep things lively, shall we? Seems someone forgot an important detail in their wedding plans. pauses dramatically But no worries, I'm here to set things straight.
Deancela
laughs nervously
raises her eyebrows playfully Now, where's that special someone who decided to elope with the bride? looks around the room
Deancela
i don’t think he came…
claps her hands together Oh, my dear Deancela, you underestimate your old lady's abilities.
Deancela
alright..
winks at Deancela Prepare yourself, sweetheart. Your old lady is about to show you a trick you'll never forget.
Deancela
laughs
pulls out a deck of cards from her pocket Now, now, don't be so surprised, darling. A magician never reveals her secrets, but I'm about to make this entire room a magical experience. shuffles the deck of cards skillfully Guests: applaud politely
Deancela
laughs mom..
smirking Oh, come on, Deancela, don't act like you're not enjoying this.
Deancela
mom
grins mischievously Alright, my dear, let's see if you can keep up. flashes a card onto the table Is this the card you're thinking of?
Deancela
laughs and nods
As Lina continues with her magic trick, she accidentally exposes the groom's hidden affair, causing a scandalous uproar among the wedding guests.
Deancela
uhh.. mom..
pauses, then laughs Well, well, well, looks like I underestimated your old lady's ability to stir up trouble. shrugs Seems someone forgot to do their homework before saying 'I do.' winks at Deancela Guests: gasps and whispers among themselves, some demanding answers Lina: raises her hands in mock surrender Woah, woah, calm down, people! It seems we have a little surprise on our hands. But no worries, I'll get to the bottom of this.
Deancela
mom
straightens her jacket Alright, Deancela, time to show these lovebirds what a real investigation looks like. pulls out a magnifying glass from her purse
Deancela
laughs
smirks Oh, you're in for a treat, Deancela. Your old lady knows a thing or two about uncovering secrets. starts examining the room for clues
Deancela
alright
examines the photographs hanging on the walls Hmm... looks like someone was hiding more than just their true love. points at a series of incriminating photos See these, Deancela?
Deancela
yeah..
waves the photos in front of Deancela's face Now, pay close attention, my dear.
Deancela
laughs
snaps her fingers Ta-da! Behold, the art of deception! Seems our groom here has been playing a little game behind your back. smirks Guests: whisper excitedly, some taking out their phones to record Lina: holds up a torn receipt And take a look at this! It seems our bandwagon has been hijacked by a certain someone who couldn't resist the urge to splurge. waves the receipt in the air Guests: gasps and murmurs