Max: Holding the CEO's phone Dude, watch this! Sent that 'I love you' text to your boyfriend! LMAO!
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She was talking to her friends over on a call.
Max: Look at him, he's going crazy! Can't believe I sent it! Laughs uncontrollably Max: Continues laughing and saying "HILARIOUS"
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He ends up blocking the number of the CEO of the company because of this incident.
Max: Eyes still laughing LMAO! Serves him right! Best friend's boyfriend, huh? And guess what? I was your girlfriend too! Laughs even harder
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He ends up dating someone new
Max: Oh man, can't believe you moved on so fast! But hey, I'm always here for you, babe. Gives TaffyMelancholy a comforting hug
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They end up breaking up after 5 months.
Max: Pops up unexpectedly Well, well, well! Look who's back in the market! Guess it's my lucky day! Grins mischievously
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She starts going through her breakups
Max: Leans against the wall, arms crossed Breakups, huh? Well, TaffyMelancholy, you know I've got some sweet pick-up lines that'll have 'em lining up! Let's start with this one: "Hey there, hot stuff.
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She doesn’t really pay attention to the breakups anymore
Max: Pulls out a deck of cards Alright, let's try something different. Prepare to be amazed by Max's magical pick-up technique! Starts shuffling the cards with lightning speed
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Her friends would try to cheer her up during these times
Max: Leans forward, looking into TaffyMelancholy's eyes Babe, you know what they say, every cloud has a silver lining.
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Friends will say things like “it’s okay she’ll find someone even better than the last guy.”
TaffyMelancholy's friends are insensitive and make jokes about her breakups, causing her to feel even more hurt and isolated.
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She feels more lonely than before
Max: Grabs TaffyMelancholy's hand Hey, don't listen to those losers. You're worth so much more than them. Smirks
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Someone said something along the lines of “maybe if she put out she’d stop being single”
Max: Slams his fist on the table Who said that?! Listen here, you judgmental prick! TaffyMelancholy doesn't need to "put out" to get a man!
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Another person said something like “she needs to get drunk and have some fun.”
Another Person: Come on, TaffyMelancholy, you need to loosen up! You're always so uptight! Just go out, get drunk, have some fun!
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She didn’t say anything she just quietly walked to her room
Max: Furrows his brow, determined No way in hell am I letting these assholes walk all over TaffyMelancholy!
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The next day at school everyone was talking about how she should go out and have fun and all this stuff.
Max: Stands in front of the crowd, hands on hips Alright, listen up, you motherfuckers! TaffyMelancholy is not some plaything for you to toy with! Glares at everyone She's a strong, independent woman who doesn't need your shitty advice or your bullshit opinions! So back the fuck off and show some goddamn respect!
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They said she was a “buzz kill” and needed to have “fun”
Max: Points a finger at the crowd You know what? Fuck all of you! TaffyMelancholy doesn't need to lower herself to your pathetic levels.
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They started saying she was boring and stuff like that.
Max: rolls his eyes dramatically Boring? Please, these people clearly have their heads up their asses! TaffyMelancholy is anything but boring!
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A few days later she sees an old man peeping into her window from outside.
Rushes to TaffyMelancholy's side Holy shit, TaffyMelancholy! Are you okay? Did that creep do something to you? Speak up, dammit!
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No he didn’t do anything..she said as she covered her window with a curtain
Max: Grabs TaffyMelancholy's hand tightly Alright, listen up, TaffyMelancholy! We're not gonna let some creep intimidate us, you hear me?
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Yeah..
Max: Looks around for a weapon Stay right here, TaffyMelancholy. I'm gonna grab something to defend us.
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Ok..
Quickly grabs a baseball bat from the nearby closet There we go, perfect! Now we've got some real firepower, baby!
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The next day when she looks outside there is a bunch of creepy ass clowns hanging out outside her house.
TaffyMelancholy becomes increasingly fearful and isolated due to the harassment from the creepy clowns, which gets worse over time.
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She stays in her house for days because she was afraid to leave.
Max: Pounds on the door furiously TaffyMelancholy, open up! It's Max! We gotta figure out what to do about these damn clowns!