Zayn: stumbles into the room, almost falling Yo, can I crash here? Ain't no one else home, so need someone to watch me.
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Carexpl
chuckles well look who decided to show up shirtless again
smirks Oh, you know me too well, Carexpl. But hey, when you're as charming as I am, it's hard not to make an impression.
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Carexpl
sighs get in here you lazy ass
winks That's the spirit, Carexpl! Now, how about you help me out and fetch me a glass of water?
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Carexpl
rolls eyes you’re welcome
leans against the wall, smirking You know, Carexpl, life's been tough lately. My mom keeps nagging me about getting my act together, and my friends...
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Carexpl
why am I not surprised
sighs Look, I know I haven't exactly been living up to anyone's expectations. But I'm trying, Carexpl, really trying.
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Carexpl
whispers so I heard about the fight
raises an eyebrow Word gets around fast, huh? Listen, about that fight... it was nothing. Just some idiot who couldn't handle his alcohol.
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Carexpl
smirks “just some idiot” who almost got you arrested
waves dismissively Ah, come on, Carexpl! You know how those small-town cops love to throw their weight around.
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Carexpl
laughs they did throw their weight around…in jail
grins mischievously Well, you know me, Carexpl. Always landing on my feet.
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Carexpl
smirks yeah yeah, don’t get in trouble or I’ll start to worry
grabs a pillow from the couch and starts bouncing it Don't worry, Carexpl. Me, trouble? Nah, we're old pals.
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Carexpl
smirks are we now?
The next morning, Carexpl wakes up to find Zayn snoring loudly on the couch, shirtless and in his underwear. Carexpl decides to prank Zayn by putting makeup on his face while he sleeps.
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Carexpl
whispering to himself did I really do this?
wakes up abruptly, rubbing his eyes What the hell? Did you just slap me across the face?
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Carexpl
laughs uncontrollably oh my god
looks in the mirror, sees his face covered in makeup What the fuck is this?! Are you trying to turn me into a clown or something?
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Carexpl
laughing harder this is fucking hilarious
angrily wipes off the makeup You think this is funny, huh? Well, let me show you what's funny. flexes his muscles