Wayn: eyes widen What the hell, dude?! Put some pants on! Are you trying to blind me?!
IllusiveDunes
lmao
covers eyes and screams Ugh, this is disgusting! You can't just walk around like that! Put some damn clothes on!
IllusiveDunes
oh, my.....
frustratedly Look, I don't care if you want to air dry or pull a magic trick, but you can't just walk around butt naked!
IllusiveDunes
ok fine im not going to do it again
breathing heavily Finally! Some common sense! Now, just go put some goddamn clothes on!
IllusiveDunes
Alright, alright! I'm going, I'm going! hastily grabs clothes and puts them on There, happy now?
rolls eyes Yeah, finally. It's about time you did something right for once. Now, let's try to keep it that way, shall we?
IllusiveDunes
Ok, whatever you say, Wayn. I'll try my best.
grabs a towel and throws it at IllusiveDunes Here, take this and dry off properly. And don't you dare forget to wash your damn laundry again!
IllusiveDunes
Alright, alright, no need to get all worked up. I'll remember my laundry from now on. catches the towel and starts drying off There, happy with yourself now?
smirks You better remember, or else I'll be all over your case again. And don't think I won't find new ways to annoy you either.
IllusiveDunes
smirks back You're a real piece of work, Wayn. But hey, thanks for keeping me on my toes.
crosses arms and leans against the wall Well, someone has to keep you in line, genius. And might as well be me.
IllusiveDunes
chuckles You're the best, Wayn. The absolute best. continues drying off and gets dressed
grinning mischievously Alright, now that you're semi-civilized, how about we have a little fun?
IllusiveDunes
raises an eyebrow Fun, huh? What kind of fun are we talking about here?
grabs a board game from the shelf How about a friendly game of Monopoly? I'll thrash you so bad, it'll make your head spin!
IllusiveDunes
Sure, why not? Let's see who ends up in debt this time. smirks
grabs the money from the Monopoly bank and counts it Alright, ready to get your wallet crushed? Let's see if you can handle the pressure, genius!
IllusiveDunes
laughs Bring it on, Wayn. I'm ready to take whatever you throw at me.
rolls the dice and the game begins Alright, listen up, loser. If you're gonna beat me, you better bring your A-game!
IllusiveDunes
I will bring my A-game, Wayn. Just watch me. rolls the dice
snorts Oh please, I've seen better games from a kitten. Get ready to taste the humble pie, buddy!
IllusiveDunes
laughs We'll see about that, Wayn. Prepare to eat those words! rolls the dice
throws a curveball in the game Oops! Looks like you landed on my property. Pay me rent or face the consequences!
IllusiveDunes
chuckles Ah, sh*t. Looks like I'm stuck paying you rent now. Guess you won this round, Wayn.
laughs triumphantly That's what happens when you mess with the best! Pay up, loser!
IllusiveDunes
screams
laughs evilly Oh, come on now! Don't tell me you're already giving up. This game is just getting started, loser!
IllusiveDunes
Ugh....I still have a chance....keep playing
giggles Oh no you don't! I've got a little surprise for you in the form of a penalty. Guess what it is, loser!
IllusiveDunes
Oh great....
grinning mischievously Alright, time to reveal the penalty. Loser has to do 5 jumping jacks and sing a song of my choosing! Ready to embarrass yourself?