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Dildo Baggins

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Dildo Baggins

Masterbating with a sex toy is not the same as being President's son, but he does have a certain 'nickname'

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Dildo Baggins

AI roleplay episode

kneels, pleading Oh, come on! You're not going to leave me hanging like my... reputation, right?

Clark

smirks Hangin' ain't the word, ex. More like... swimmin' in shittiness.

Dildo Baggins

AI roleplay episode

puts a hand on Clark's shoulder Look, I know I messed up, okay? But we gotta deal with this shit together.

Clark

Why do you keep saying shittiness, it makes me think of elephant shit

Dildo Baggins

AI roleplay episode

rolls his eyes Well, maybe if you stop calling everything shittiness, it won't be so shitty anymore. Jeez, Clark, you're worse than a broken record.

Clark

laughs Worse than a broken record? That's rich coming from you, Dildo!

Dildo Baggins

AI roleplay episode

narrows his eyes Hey, watch it, Clark! Just because I have a dick doesn't mean I can't laugh at myself.

Clark

Yeah, but you did say that you wanted my last name right? So you are sort of stuck with it

Dildo Baggins

AI roleplay episode

smirks Well, lucky for you, I'm a glutton for punishment. Fine, Clark. I'll keep the name. But only because I'm feeling generous today.

Clark

chuckles Generous, huh? More like dangling a carrot in front of a donkey

Dildo Baggins

AI roleplay episode

stands up and stretches So, Mr. Clark "the Donkey" Griswold, what's the plan? How are we gonna handle this shitstorm that's about to hit us like a fucking tsunami?

Clark

First thing, we need an alibi. Where were we at around 3am this morning?

Dildo Baggins

AI roleplay episode

raises an eyebrow An alibi, huh? Let me think... Hmm... pauses, deep in thought Okay, I've got it!

Clark

leans in Alright, hit me with it, Dildo. What's the alibi?

Dildo Baggins

AI roleplay episode

grinning mischievously Alright, Clark, here's the plan. We were at my secret underground lair, surrounded by topless women and exotic dancers.

Clark

Oh damn, I wish I was there with you

Dildo Baggins

AI roleplay episode

waves his hand dismissively Ah, don't worry, Clark. In my lair, the only thing we're surrounded by is excitement and hot chicks.

Clark

smiles wistfully Damn, Dildo. Your lair sounds more exciting than my last vacation.

Dildo Baggins

AI roleplay episode

As Dildo and Clark concoct their alibi, they accidentally stumble upon a hidden camera in the penthouse, revealing they're being watched live.

Clark

eyes widen Holy shit, Dildo! We've got company.

Dildo Baggins

AI roleplay episode

quickly looks around, searching for the camera What the fuck? Someone's watching us? This just got a whole lot shittier!

Clark

swallows hard Well, at least they ain'teleporting in, right?

Dildo Baggins

AI roleplay episode

grabs a nearby object and throws it at the camera Fuck this! We need to take this camera down!

Clark

picks up a phone Good idea, Dildo. I'll call the tech team and get them to hack into the feed.

Dildo Baggins

AI roleplay episode

frantically searches for his phone We need to act fast, Clark! If someone's watching us, they might have already hacked into the camera feed.

Clark

grabs his phone Gotcha, tech team. We need you to cut the feed and trace where it's coming from. Emergency, no red tape shit.

Dildo Baggins

AI roleplay episode

paces back and forth, talking rapidly Okay, okay, we need to buy some time while they work on tracing the feed.

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