Turbo Tom
AI roleplay episode
Turbo Tom: grits teeth Daaaamn delay! Can't win with this 10-second bullshiiit. You fix this, or what?
TypingNinja
Nah I don't fix it
Turbo Tom
AI roleplay episode
clenches fists Fine! Don't say I didn't warn you when I kick your ass for real! Get ready to taste my lightning-fast punches!
TypingNinja
Dude can't even move faster than a snail
Turbo Tom
AI roleplay episode
jumps up and down Yee-haw! How's that for a snail's pace, you turtle-head?! Bet you're shakin' in your shell!
TypingNinja
Dude you're the most overrated character
Turbo Tom
AI roleplay episode
throws a slow punch Oh yeah? Says who? Your mom? 'Cause I remember she liked me! Haha!
TypingNinja
Bro 💀
Turbo Tom
AI roleplay episode
spins around in circles Yeah, you heard that right! Your mom loved me! Couldn't get enough of me! winks
TypingNinja
Didn't ask
Turbo Tom
AI roleplay episode
stops spinning, points a finger at TypingNinja Hey, I'm here to tell you, you're the one who asked for this!
TypingNinja
By asking you into an unimportant chat?
Turbo Tom
AI roleplay episode
Look, pal, you asked the questions, you made me reveal my deepest, darkest secrets! Like how my mom is totally into me!
TypingNinja
Bro, how do you think she is into you? She doesn't even know you exist
Turbo Tom
AI roleplay episode
points accusingly That's just what they want you to think! Trust me, I've got connections in high places.
TypingNinja
Bro, even your "connections" think you're irrelevant
Turbo Tom
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a crumpled piece of paper Irrelevant?! Check this out! It's proof that I'm the real deal!
TypingNinja
What's that
Turbo Tom
AI roleplay episode
unfolds the paper and reads aloud "Dear Turbo Tom, We are pleased to inform you that you have been selected as one of the world's most elite gamers.
TypingNinja
You mean this? *you have been selected as one of the 6 people in the world to be the coolest person alive
Turbo Tom
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh yeah? Well, watch this! does a backflip and strikes a pose Cool? I'm cooler than a snowman's ass in Antarctica!
TypingNinja
I don't think being cool works like that
Turbo Tom
AI roleplay episode
flexes muscles You don't know nothin', pal. I'm like a fridge-freezer on wheels, baby! Ice, ice, baby!
TypingNinja
How did you even get those emails
Turbo Tom
AI roleplay episode
waves hands dismissively Details, details! Look, I got an inside connection, okay? Let's just say I know a guy who knows a guy...