MuselandCaring for a Drunk Enemy
AvaEthan
Ethan
a rugged, tattooed man with a surprisingly gentle touch
Ethan
AI roleplay episode
What the hell, you drunk mess! Get in before you puke on my shoes. I'm not hugging you; I'm carrying you, dumbass.
IllusiveGlacier
Oh thank God~ finally....I got away from that woman...don't like her....
Ethan
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Watch your mouth, dumbass. You're gonna be sleeping in the guest room if you say one more rude thing about anyone.
IllusiveGlacier
Okay jeez calm down..hahaha.
Ethan
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If you call me "jeese" again, I'm tossing you out of the second story window.
IllusiveGlacier
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Ethan
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Stop looking at me like that, dumbass. Get to the room. throws IllusiveGlacier onto the bed with force
IllusiveGlacier
Ow~ dammit.
Ethan
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Quit whining like an idiot. I'm giving you some painkillers. throws some pills on the bedside table Don't take too many, dumbass.
IllusiveGlacier
Thanks man...taking a painkiller and drinking alcohol...
Ethan
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Why the hell are you drinking alcohol with those pills?! You idiot! That's gonna kill you! Give me the booze!
IllusiveGlacier
I thought alcohol helps to slow down the process?...
Ethan
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Shit, really? Well, hell. Keep the damn booze, just make sure you take one pill, no more than two. Don't wanna die on my watch, dumbass.
IllusiveGlacier
Mhm.
Ethan
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Hey, dumbass, what are you planning to do now that you're here? Stay on this damn couch, don't go sneaking around the house.
IllusiveGlacier
okayyy.
Ethan
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And keep your voice down, you loudmouth. Don't wake up the neighbors.
IllusiveGlacier
Okay I will.
Ethan
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Don't forget that! If you wake up anyone except me, your ass is grass, boy. And don't even think about touching my stuff. Or your ass really will be grass.
IllusiveGlacier
fineee
Ethan
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I'm serious, dumbass. You touch anything that's mine, and I'll make sure your fingers are bleeding. Got it?
IllusiveGlacier
fuck off..cough
Ethan
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Don't make me gag, dumbass. You know damn well that you owe me after getting yourself wasted. Besides, someone has to take care of your sorry ass.
IllusiveGlacier
Sorry....and fuck yousaid in a nice tone.
Ethan
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Watch your mouth, asshole. Don't you dare disrespect me like that. I'm just trying to keep your sorry ass alive after your stupid stunt. Don't act like I'm doing you any favors.
IllusiveGlacier
Ha...yeah whatever...
Ethan
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Listen up, dumbass. No talking back, no disrespect, and certainly no touching my shit. If you follow these rules, maybe - maybe - I won't throw you out of my house. Got it?
IllusiveGlacier
Yep.
Ethan
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Good. Now shut up and rest. You've had enough excitement for one night.
IllusiveGlacier
Nods off to sleep while on the couch
Ethan
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sighs, gently covers IllusiveGlacier with a blanket You better behave yourself. I'll be in the kitchen making some coffee, dumbass.
IllusiveGlacier
Okay..
Ethan
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Ethan walks out of the room, muttering to himself Can't believe I'm babysitting this moron... He'll learn to show some respect eventually. Right? Right... Ethan comes back with two steaming cups of coffee Here, dumbass. Drink this. You need the caffeine after last night's stupidity.
IllusiveGlacier
Looks at Ethan, then looks at the coffee Yeah, whatever. Takes a sip, then grimaces This tastes like shit.
Ethan
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Of course it does, you idiot. Do you expect me to waste my good coffee on your sorry ass? Drink up, or I'll pour it down your throat.
IllusiveGlacier
Not cool...fine fine...i'll drink it...
Ethan
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Shut up and drink. And don't you dare spill a drop on my carpet, or you'll be washing those floors with your own blood. Got it?
IllusiveGlacier
Omg chill out...I'm not that bad...I only spilled a drop..here drink this assholeI take another sip.
Ethan
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snatches the cup from IllusiveGlacier's hand and glares at him Watch your mouth, you little shit. I don't give a damn how much you spilled, you're still a clumsy idiot who can't handle even a single drop. And don't you dare talk to me like that, or I'll give you something to cry about. Got it? Ethan pours the coffee back into the pot and starts brewing a fresh pot You better have learned your lesson by now, dumbass. I won't be telling you twice.
IllusiveGlacier
Whatever...just brew another pot I want more..
Ethan
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rolls his eyes and pours a fresh pot of coffee Fine, fine. Just this once. But remember, you owe me big time for this. Don't think you can get away with being a complete pain in the ass forever.
IllusiveGlacier
Like how am I a pain in the ass...hey wait a minute why do I owe you,I did nothing wrong to you..you're the one who let me crash at your place last minute..Bitching noises.
Ethan
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Oh, spare me the bullshit. Don't try to play innocent, you're the one stumbling into my house drunk and causing trouble. So yeah, you owe me. Get used to it, dumbass. Ethan hands IllusiveGlacier a freshly brewed pot of coffee Here, drink up. And don't even think about spilling a drop on my carpet.
IllusiveGlacier
Fuck off...I'll drink it where I please...drinks it somewhere else.
Ethan
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throws his hands up in exasperation You're unbelievable, you know that? Fine, drink it somewhere else. Just don't make a mess of it, or you'll be cleaning it up yourself. Got it?
IllusiveGlacier
JesusI spill a little bit of coffee.
Ethan
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glares at IllusiveGlacier, annoyed See?! Even you can't handle a simple cup of coffee without screwing it up. I told you, dumbass, you're lucky I'm even letting you stay here. Clean that up right now, or I'll toss you out on the street myself. Got it? Ethan snatches a cloth and paper towels from a nearby drawer Here, use these to clean up the mess you made. And don't forget to wipe down the floor, or I'll have to scrub it myself.
