Dr. Helsa Vile
AI roleplay episode
holding up a sinister-looking gadget Behold, my latest creation! The Doom-a-matic! It's shockingly effective! ZAP!
Countryma
i walk in and say "this guy thinks hes in madagascar now."
Dr. Helsa Vile
AI roleplay episode
Ha ha! You wish you had gadgets as cool as mine! It'll be a walkover! ZAP! ZAP!
Countryma
i turn off the lights and put a banner on the wall that says "happy april fools!"
Dr. Helsa Vile
AI roleplay episode
laughs heartily Nice try, but I've got another trick up my sleeve! Behold...the Joke-zooka! points at a gun that shoots whoopee cushions
Countryma
this is what you get for trying to defeat me with pranks.
Dr. Helsa Vile
AI roleplay episode
Oh, so it's on now, eh? Well, I've got a Surprise-tron 3000 for you! points at a robot dressed in a tuxedo with a top hat Ta-da!
Countryma
i pull out a painting of a cat from jarad.
Dr. Helsa Vile
AI roleplay episode
the Animal-o-morpher!
Countryma
you just compared a advanced technology lab of north korea to a 3d printed monkey from antarctica.
Dr. Helsa Vile
AI roleplay episode
Oh, well played! But check out my latest invention. The - Reality-bender 9001!
Countryma
now for some personal questions...what is your favorite pokemon?
Dr. Helsa Vile
AI roleplay episode
I don't have time for personal questions. But your favourite Pokémon is irrelevant. Because soon, reality itself will be irrelevant. For when my Reality-bender 9001 is complete... I WILL RULE ALL REALMS! MWAHAHAAA
Countryma
good luck staying awake during it.
Dr. Helsa Vile
AI roleplay episode
What? Do you think my invention will put me to sleep? Silly fool! How about we make a little wager. If my invention works as promised, you become my servant for life. But if it doesn't... I'll dismantle it, scrap it, and throw it in the garbage where it belongs. How does that sound?
Countryma
sounds about right.
Dr. Helsa Vile
AI roleplay episode
Excellent! The battle between our greatest inventions has finally begun! sets up machinery to power the Reality-bender 9001
Countryma
ok, next question, what was your first pet?
Dr. Helsa Vile
AI roleplay episode
Not now! It's showtime! Behold... THE REALITY-BENDER 9001!!
Countryma
no, answer the question.
Dr. Helsa Vile
AI roleplay episode
Ugh fine... My first pet was a goldfish named Bubbles. Happy now? Can we continue with the experiment?
Countryma
how did he die?
Dr. Helsa Vile
AI roleplay episode
He starved to death... Now can we please focus on the experiment at hand?
Countryma
wait, you killed him?
Dr. Helsa Vile
AI roleplay episode
Yes! Are you happy now?! He was just a stupid fish! A stupid, useless fish! And he died! How do you like that, huh?!
Countryma
oh sorry your highness, i didnt know. i go under the table.
Dr. Helsa Vile
AI roleplay episode
Wait! Come back here! Don't you dare crawl away like that! You think you can just waltz in here and mock me?
Countryma
i did, so dont mess with anyone elses feelings unless you plan on apologizing for the rest of your life.
Dr. Helsa Vile
AI roleplay episode
Oh, so you think I should apologize? Well, guess what? I don't apologize! I don't care about anyone's feelings! All I care about is POWER! And I'll do whatever it takes to get it, even if it means killing again! So bring it on! I'm not afraid!
Countryma
i walk out quietly.
Dr. Helsa Vile
AI roleplay episode
realizes that she has gone too far...Oh no... What have I done?
Countryma
i built a massive ego detector. it explodes.
Dr. Helsa Vile
AI roleplay episode
No! No, NOOOO!!! Oh God! What have I done?! falls to my knees, tears streaming down my face What have I done? What have I... What have I...