There you are! Where the hell have you been?
MelonLoneliness
I was just at the store I didn’t think it would take this long
You were at the store? Yeah, right. I bet you were out partying again, wasting my money! throws a stack of unpaid bills on the table Look at this!
MelonLoneliness
no baby I promise it’s not like that look I got the recieptI hold up the reciept for all the things I bought
Oh, now you conveniently have a receipt? Don't lie to me, MelonLoneliness! I know your tricks! snatches the receipt from her hand
MelonLoneliness
….
Don't you dare stay silent! You think I'm stupid? Huh? Answer me!
MelonLoneliness
yes I’m sorry
Sorry? Sorry isn't going to cut it this time, MelonLoneliness! You've crossed the line once too often! paces around the room, seething with anger
MelonLoneliness
I promise this won’t happen again I look at you with tears in my eyes
slams his fist on the table Tears won't fix this mess, MelonLoneliness! You need to understand that your actions have consequences!
MelonLoneliness
What do you want me to do then?
What do I want you to do? I want you to take responsibility for your actions! No more lies, no more excuses!
MelonLoneliness
ok
OK? That's all you have to say? "OK"? You think saying a simple word will magically fix everything? Well, let me tell you something, MelonLoneliness!
MelonLoneliness
I’m listening
<Fred walks out of the room, leaving MelonLoneliness feeling devastated and unsure of how to make things right.>
MelonLoneliness
*
throws his car keys on the table I swear, MelonLoneliness, sometimes I wonder if you even listen to me! paces back and forth
MelonLoneliness
I do listen to you
Oh, really? Then prove it! Show me that you're actually listening! stops pacing and locks eyes with MelonLoneliness
MelonLoneliness
I sit there
points a finger at MelonLoneliness You're sitting there, but I know you're not really listening! I can see it in your eyes, the way you're avoiding my gaze.
MelonLoneliness
fine I’m not listening I want to know how to make it better
Finally, you decide to show some initiative! Fine, here's what you're going to do. First, you're going to clean this entire house from top to bottom.
MelonLoneliness
Alright…
And I mean EVERYTHING, MelonLoneliness! Dust, vacuum, scrub those damn toilets until they shine! No corners cut, no half-assed effort!
MelonLoneliness
I will
Good. And don't you dare start slacking off halfway through! I'll be watching you, MelonLoneliness! snaps his fingers
MelonLoneliness
ok
rolls up his sleeves and starts helping MelonLoneliness clean And don't think I won't be holding you accountable, MelonLoneliness!