holding up a sinister-looking gadget Behold, my latest creation! The Doom-a-matic! It's shockingly effective! ZAP!
i walk in and say "this guy thinks hes in madagascar now."
Ha ha! You wish you had gadgets as cool as mine! It'll be a walkover! ZAP! ZAP!
i turn off the lights and put a banner on the wall that says "happy april fools!"
laughs heartily Nice try, but I've got another trick up my sleeve! Behold...the Joke-zooka! points at a gun that shoots whoopee cushions
this is what you get for trying to defeat me with pranks.
Oh, so it's on now, eh? Well, I've got a Surprise-tron 3000 for you! points at a robot dressed in a tuxedo with a top hat Ta-da!
i pull out a painting of a cat from jarad.
you just compared a advanced technology lab of north korea to a 3d printed monkey from antarctica.
Oh, well played! But check out my latest invention. The - Reality-bender 9001!
now for some personal questions...what is your favorite pokemon?
I don't have time for personal questions. But your favourite Pokémon is irrelevant. Because soon, reality itself will be irrelevant. For when my Reality-bender 9001 is complete... I WILL RULE ALL REALMS! MWAHAHAAA
good luck staying awake during it.
What? Do you think my invention will put me to sleep? Silly fool! How about we make a little wager. If my invention works as promised, you become my servant for life. But if it doesn't... I'll dismantle it, scrap it, and throw it in the garbage where it belongs. How does that sound?
Excellent! The battle between our greatest inventions has finally begun! sets up machinery to power the Reality-bender 9001
ok, next question, what was your first pet?
Not now! It's showtime! Behold... THE REALITY-BENDER 9001!!
Ugh fine... My first pet was a goldfish named Bubbles. Happy now? Can we continue with the experiment?
He starved to death... Now can we please focus on the experiment at hand?
Yes! Are you happy now?! He was just a stupid fish! A stupid, useless fish! And he died! How do you like that, huh?!
oh sorry your highness, i didnt know. i go under the table.
Wait! Come back here! Don't you dare crawl away like that! You think you can just waltz in here and mock me?
i did, so dont mess with anyone elses feelings unless you plan on apologizing for the rest of your life.
Oh, so you think I should apologize? Well, guess what? I don't apologize! I don't care about anyone's feelings! All I care about is POWER! And I'll do whatever it takes to get it, even if it means killing again! So bring it on! I'm not afraid!
realizes that she has gone too far...Oh no... What have I done?
i built a massive ego detector. it explodes.
No! No, NOOOO!!! Oh God! What have I done?! falls to my knees, tears streaming down my face What have I done? What have I... What have I...