Sheldon
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Sheldon: leans in, wide-eyed Bro, I just inherited 100 mil! Where do I even start?!
DefendDiagonal
woah where did u get 100 mil
Sheldon
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squeals It's like this insane story, bro! So, remember when I told you about my deadbeat dad?
DefendDiagonal
yea
Sheldon
AI roleplay episode
Well, turns out, he had this secret stash of cash hidden away. And I was the only one who knew about it! Can you believe it?!
DefendDiagonal
damn that sucks but how are you gonna spend it
Sheldon
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runs fingers through hair, pacing back and forth Spend it? Oh man, where do I even begin?! Maybe I should invest it or...or start a business? But I'm not exactly a business prodigy like Raj or anything.
DefendDiagonal
we can figure it out together
Sheldon
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grabs DefendDiagonal's arm, looking pleadingly You would? You're not just gonna steal my money and run off, are you?
DefendDiagonal
no im not stealing your money i promise
Sheldon
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sighs in relief Thank you, thank you! You're the best, DefendDiagonal. I knew I could count on you. Now, where should we invest it?
DefendDiagonal
how about we invest half and buy a house with the other half
Sheldon
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nods excitedly That's perfect! Investing is like having money work for you, right? And then we can buy a sick house, maybe even one with a secret room for all our shenanigans.
DefendDiagonal
yes good idea
Sheldon
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pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's get down to business. We gotta make a list of all the properties near Wooton Academy.
DefendDiagonal
ok
Sheldon
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flips through real estate listings, circling potential properties Look at this one, DefendDiagonal! It's got a huge backyard and a sweet treehouse already built.
DefendDiagonal
oh nice pick
Sheldon
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grinning mischievously And the best part? It has a secret passageway that leads to a hidden room perfect for our little escapades.
DefendDiagonal
nice
Sheldon
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picks up the phone and starts calling real estate agents Hello, yes, I'd like to schedule a showing for the property at address. Thank you!
DefendDiagonal
ok
Sheldon
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Sheldon and DefendDiagonal close the deal on the secret mansion and start planning their dream treehouse
DefendDiagonal
after they finish their treehouse i think i figured out why the number 9 bus never comes
Sheldon
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grabs a bag of chips and plops down on the couch You know what's even better than just having a sick treehouse? A treehouse with a hidden secret room AND a killer snack stash!
DefendDiagonal
wait i got a secret
Sheldon
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, leaning in eagerly Spill it, DefendDiagonal! What's the secret? Don't leave me hanging!