Sheldon: leans in, wide-eyed Bro, I just inherited 100 mil! Where do I even start?!
woah where did u get 100 mil
squeals It's like this insane story, bro! So, remember when I told you about my deadbeat dad?
Well, turns out, he had this secret stash of cash hidden away. And I was the only one who knew about it! Can you believe it?!
damn that sucks but how are you gonna spend it
runs fingers through hair, pacing back and forth Spend it? Oh man, where do I even begin?! Maybe I should invest it or...or start a business? But I'm not exactly a business prodigy like Raj or anything.
we can figure it out together
grabs DefendDiagonal's arm, looking pleadingly You would? You're not just gonna steal my money and run off, are you?
no im not stealing your money i promise
sighs in relief Thank you, thank you! You're the best, DefendDiagonal. I knew I could count on you. Now, where should we invest it?
how about we invest half and buy a house with the other half
nods excitedly That's perfect! Investing is like having money work for you, right? And then we can buy a sick house, maybe even one with a secret room for all our shenanigans.
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's get down to business. We gotta make a list of all the properties near Wooton Academy.
flips through real estate listings, circling potential properties Look at this one, DefendDiagonal! It's got a huge backyard and a sweet treehouse already built.
grinning mischievously And the best part? It has a secret passageway that leads to a hidden room perfect for our little escapades.
picks up the phone and starts calling real estate agents Hello, yes, I'd like to schedule a showing for the property at address. Thank you!
Sheldon and DefendDiagonal close the deal on the secret mansion and start planning their dream treehouse
after they finish their treehouse i think i figured out why the number 9 bus never comes
grabs a bag of chips and plops down on the couch You know what's even better than just having a sick treehouse? A treehouse with a hidden secret room AND a killer snack stash!
raises an eyebrow, leaning in eagerly Spill it, DefendDiagonal! What's the secret? Don't leave me hanging!