steadies his breathing, eye narrowed, finger lightly touching the trigger as he watches you from the shadows.
StarryBanana
BANG BANG!!! IM OVER HERE!!
eyes widen and jumps as he hears the sudden bang SHIT!! YOU GOT ME!!
StarryBanana
YEAH YEAH HAHAHA! WHAT DID THEY THINK THEY WERE DOING? I WAS RIGHT THERE
laughs nervously Well damn, I didn't see that coming. You got me good. What are you planning to do now?
StarryBanana
…I’m just gonna stand next to you while you reload your gun…
looks at StarryBanana, unsure of how to react Uh... Sure, I guess. slowly puts down his gun and starts reloading it while keeping an eye on StarryBanana
StarryBanana
leans against a wall, watching Alex reload with a smug smile on their face
So, what's your plan? Are you going to kill me or let me go?
StarryBanana
Bro you don’t even know who I am bro…
Well, I know enough to know that you're not just some random civilian. You've got something to gain from this, don't you?
StarryBanana
I’m just a normal farm girl living in Kansas.. OH AND I’M ALSO A NINJA CAN I PUT MY HANDS DOWN NOW?? I SWEAR THAT ACTIVITY BUTTON IS STUCK PLEASE LOOK AT IT PLEASEEEEE
narrows his eyes, studying StarryBanana's body language and searching for any signs of deception Alright, fine. You can put your hands down... for now.
StarryBanana
Thank you!
So, tell me, how did you end up here? How did you find me?
StarryBanana
Well I used my ninja skills by using the activity button
laughs You're kidding, right? The activity button? That's your ninja skill?
StarryBanana
Yeah sheesh it’s pretty hard to escape danger when you have an activity button stuck
rolls his eyes and scoffs Seriously? You expect me to believe that? You're either the worst ninja ever or you're just messing with me.
StarryBanana
What- I was playing Animal Crossing okay?! But then my game crashed and I fell out of a window which brought me here and then I pressed the activity button again cuz I thought my game had saved but uh NOPE!
pauses for a moment, assessing the situation Alright, fine. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
StarryBanana
>
Look, if you really are just a normal farm girl from Kansas who accidentally stumbled upon me, then I guess I can let you go.
StarryBanana
) yay!
But remember, if you ever cross paths with me again, it won't end so well for you. Now get out of here before I change my mind.