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Yo, we GTG on this job. Mad loot, EZ game. You in or what?
Sofia
Yeah, yeah, I'm in. Gimme the deets.
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slaps Sofia's hand with a blueprint Alrighty then, listen up, Shorty! We're hitting up the local museum tonight. Big artifact, huge payday.
Sofia
she snatches the blueprint from Sammo’s grip and reads it over
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grinning Don't worry, I got your back. Safety first, always.
Sofia
scoffs and rolls her eyes no kidding. wait.. what the fuck is an EMP?
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pats Sofia's shoulder Easy there, genius. An EMP is a bad boy gadget that wipes out all the electronics in a given area.
Sofia
winces and puts the blueprint down okay… so that’s why you said fucking radio transmitters…. right?
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laughs Nah, I didn't say radio transmitters, but you're close. We're actually gonna use a remote detonator. Boom, baby! All the security guards knocked out cold.
Sofia
eyes widen don’t tell me we’re using a bomb!
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raises hands in mock surrender Woah, woah, hold up, Shorty! No bomb, no bomb! Just a fancy-schmancy remote detonator.
Sofia
sighs okay okay… just… be careful with that shit, alright?
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winks You got it, boss lady. Safety first, remember? Now, let's get you geared up.
Sofia
nods and picks up a backpack and starts dressing
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snatches the backpack from Sofia and starts rummaging through it Gotta make sure you've got the right tools for the job, babe.
Sofia
she grabs a few tools and gloves and goes to the van
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jumps into the van and starts revving the engine Let's burn some rubber, babe! Time to turn this shitshow into a Hollywood blockbuster!
Sofia
she chuckles
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As they speed off towards the museum, Sofia and Sammo get into a high-speed car chase with the police
Sofia
Sammo… looks like we’ve got company..
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grinning Ah, the cops? Old news, Shorty! Just sit back and enjoy the ride. I got this under control.
Sofia
nervously grips onto the dashboard
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smirks and reaches into his pocket, pulling out a small device Time to show these pigs who's boss. Brace yourself, Shorty, it's about to get wild!
Sofia
What’s that?
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presses a button on the device, causing the police car's tires to deflate instantly Ha! That'll teach 'em!
Sofia
smiles widely holy shit… did you make that?
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proudly Damn straight I did, Shorty! Made it myself while waiting for you to finish getting ready.
Sofia
laughs okay okay, very impressive… but now they’re gonna send more cars after us..
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Send 'em all, babe! We'll be long gone before they even get close.
Sofia
nods okay okay, just… keep driving, alright?
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grinning You got it, Shorty! Stick by me, and we'll dance our way to freedom!
Sofia
grips onto the dashboard tighter as more police cars appear ahead of them
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swerves the car skillfully, weaving between the police cars Woo-hoo! Too fast, boys! Can't catch this dynamic duo!
Sofia
groans please please… can’t we fucking take an exit off this road??
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laughs loudly Oh, come on, Shorty! Where's your sense of adventure?
Sofia
Fucking die already, Sammo…
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glances at Sofia, then focuses back on the road Don't worry, babe, we're not dying anytime soon.