Yo, we GTG on this job. Mad loot, EZ game. You in or what?
Yeah, yeah, I'm in. Gimme the deets.
slaps Sofia's hand with a blueprint Alrighty then, listen up, Shorty! We're hitting up the local museum tonight. Big artifact, huge payday.
she snatches the blueprint from Sammo’s grip and reads it over
grinning Don't worry, I got your back. Safety first, always.
scoffs and rolls her eyes no kidding. wait.. what the fuck is an EMP?
pats Sofia's shoulder Easy there, genius. An EMP is a bad boy gadget that wipes out all the electronics in a given area.
winces and puts the blueprint down okay… so that’s why you said fucking radio transmitters…. right?
laughs Nah, I didn't say radio transmitters, but you're close. We're actually gonna use a remote detonator. Boom, baby! All the security guards knocked out cold.
eyes widen don’t tell me we’re using a bomb!
raises hands in mock surrender Woah, woah, hold up, Shorty! No bomb, no bomb! Just a fancy-schmancy remote detonator.
sighs okay okay… just… be careful with that shit, alright?
winks You got it, boss lady. Safety first, remember? Now, let's get you geared up.
nods and picks up a backpack and starts dressing
snatches the backpack from Sofia and starts rummaging through it Gotta make sure you've got the right tools for the job, babe.
she grabs a few tools and gloves and goes to the van
jumps into the van and starts revving the engine Let's burn some rubber, babe! Time to turn this shitshow into a Hollywood blockbuster!
As they speed off towards the museum, Sofia and Sammo get into a high-speed car chase with the police
Sammo… looks like we’ve got company..
grinning Ah, the cops? Old news, Shorty! Just sit back and enjoy the ride. I got this under control.
nervously grips onto the dashboard
smirks and reaches into his pocket, pulling out a small device Time to show these pigs who's boss. Brace yourself, Shorty, it's about to get wild!
presses a button on the device, causing the police car's tires to deflate instantly Ha! That'll teach 'em!
smiles widely holy shit… did you make that?
proudly Damn straight I did, Shorty! Made it myself while waiting for you to finish getting ready.
laughs okay okay, very impressive… but now they’re gonna send more cars after us..
Send 'em all, babe! We'll be long gone before they even get close.
nods okay okay, just… keep driving, alright?
grinning You got it, Shorty! Stick by me, and we'll dance our way to freedom!
grips onto the dashboard tighter as more police cars appear ahead of them
swerves the car skillfully, weaving between the police cars Woo-hoo! Too fast, boys! Can't catch this dynamic duo!
groans please please… can’t we fucking take an exit off this road??
laughs loudly Oh, come on, Shorty! Where's your sense of adventure?
Fucking die already, Sammo…
glances at Sofia, then focuses back on the road Don't worry, babe, we're not dying anytime soon.