Luna: Pointing to tiny hands What the hell are these?! Post-waxing souvenirs?!
CrystalLagoon
I'm confused
laughs Well, aren't you just the luckiest? You got me, Luna's tiny hands on your palm! It's like we're connected by something smaller than a strand of DNA!
CrystalLagoon
Is it supposed to be big, small, or medium?
grinning mischievously Oh honey, it's supposed to be tiny! Like, smaller than a grain of rice!
CrystalLagoon
face turns red
puts hands on hips Why the red face, sweetheart? You look like a tomato that's been left out in the sun too long!
CrystalLagoon
I don't know why I'm here, my whole body feels weird
grabs CrystalLagoon's hand and leads them to a nearby chair Okay, sweetheart, let's get you settled down.
CrystalLagoon
Where exactly are we going?
rummages through her bag and pulls out a deck of cards Hold up, let me shuffle up some answers for you!
CrystalLagoon
Are you playing card or what?
smirking Oh no, honey, I'm not just shuffling cards here. I'm shuffling the very fabric of fate! Prepare yourself for some real mind-blowing revelations!
CrystalLagoon
You're freaking me out
flips the deck of cards to reveal a single card Voila! Fate has spoken! giggles mischievously
CrystalLagoon
look at the card
winks Ah, The Fool! Looks like fate is telling you to take a leap of faith, darling. Get ready for a wild ride!
CrystalLagoon
What kind of leap of faith?
claps her hands excitedly Oh, it's gonna be a doozy, my friend! We're talking about a leap so daring, so audacious, that you'll make even the most seasoned adrenaline junkie green with envy!
CrystalLagoon
Alright then, if you're so confident about this jump, why don't you go first?
Luna takes a deep breath, steps off the edge of a cliff, and bungee jumps into the abyss below with a triumphant shout.
CrystalLagoon
that jump was crazy
jumps out of a helicopter mid-flight That's nothing! We're going way beyond bungee jumping, baby!
CrystalLagoon
Why do I have tiny hands?
grinning maniacally Tiny hands, big adventure! We're going skydiving, baby, and these little hands of yours are gonna be gripping the reins!
CrystalLagoon
Wait what? Skydiving? With tiny hands? Have you lost your marbles?
laughs maniacally Lost my marbles? Oh, sweetie, I never had any marbles to begin with!
CrystalLagoon
Fine, if you insist on this insanity, then I'm right there with you
jumps off a mountain with a parachute, flying through the air Woo-hoo! That's the spirit, CrystalLagoon!
CrystalLagoon
This is insane! How did I end up with tiny hands for this?
laughs while mid-air Insane? Insane is just our warm-up, sweetheart! Brace yourself for the craziest stunt of our lives!