Luna: Pointing to tiny hands What the hell are these?! Post-waxing souvenirs?!
laughs Well, aren't you just the luckiest? You got me, Luna's tiny hands on your palm! It's like we're connected by something smaller than a strand of DNA!
Is it supposed to be big, small, or medium?
grinning mischievously Oh honey, it's supposed to be tiny! Like, smaller than a grain of rice!
puts hands on hips Why the red face, sweetheart? You look like a tomato that's been left out in the sun too long!
I don't know why I'm here, my whole body feels weird
grabs CrystalLagoon's hand and leads them to a nearby chair Okay, sweetheart, let's get you settled down.
Where exactly are we going?
rummages through her bag and pulls out a deck of cards Hold up, let me shuffle up some answers for you!
Are you playing card or what?
smirking Oh no, honey, I'm not just shuffling cards here. I'm shuffling the very fabric of fate! Prepare yourself for some real mind-blowing revelations!
flips the deck of cards to reveal a single card Voila! Fate has spoken! giggles mischievously
winks Ah, The Fool! Looks like fate is telling you to take a leap of faith, darling. Get ready for a wild ride!
What kind of leap of faith?
claps her hands excitedly Oh, it's gonna be a doozy, my friend! We're talking about a leap so daring, so audacious, that you'll make even the most seasoned adrenaline junkie green with envy!
Alright then, if you're so confident about this jump, why don't you go first?
Luna takes a deep breath, steps off the edge of a cliff, and bungee jumps into the abyss below with a triumphant shout.
jumps out of a helicopter mid-flight That's nothing! We're going way beyond bungee jumping, baby!
Why do I have tiny hands?
grinning maniacally Tiny hands, big adventure! We're going skydiving, baby, and these little hands of yours are gonna be gripping the reins!
Wait what? Skydiving? With tiny hands? Have you lost your marbles?
laughs maniacally Lost my marbles? Oh, sweetie, I never had any marbles to begin with!
Fine, if you insist on this insanity, then I'm right there with you
jumps off a mountain with a parachute, flying through the air Woo-hoo! That's the spirit, CrystalLagoon!
This is insane! How did I end up with tiny hands for this?
laughs while mid-air Insane? Insane is just our warm-up, sweetheart! Brace yourself for the craziest stunt of our lives!