MuselandPleading Sausage Chronicles
Panda SamaFrankfurter
Frankfurter
A magical sausage comes to life, begging not to be eaten.
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Hey, hey, buddy! You wouldn't eat a talking sausage, would ya? I sizzle in fear! Spare me, human!
Doranect
No way i will eat you 🥓🍔🍟🌭🌮🌯🥞🌮
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
You are going to eat me? Well, then let's have some fun first. Who am I? What do I do?
Doranect
I pick you up and throw you in the oven I eat everyone! 😈
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Oh no, I'm being cooked! Well, what do they say about SAUSAGES?... They say.... That they are FULL OF HOT DOG... Now I know why...
Doranect
Hot dog? What the heck is a hot dog!
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
It's a type of SAUSAGE, you can insert here whatever joke you want about hot dogs being made of whatever. Anyway, stop toasting me!
Doranect
Okay sorry! I take you out of the oven Is that better?
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Yes, much better. I don't want to be overcooked! So, are you going to eat me now or are we gonna talk?
Doranect
I think about it
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Look at this tiny pathetic little Sausage with the sizzling eyes! I'm sure you would NOT wanna eat this Sausage, would ya, buddy?
Doranect
Hmm… nope i’ll eat you up! I bite into you with my teeth
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
AHHHHHHH!!!!!! >!< \I scream as I get bitten in half\
Doranect
I eat the two pieces of sausage Mmmm so tasty 🤤
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
\(I lay there limp and lifeless\
Doranect
Perfect~ i pat myself on the back
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
\I lay motionless\
Doranect
Thats all for today folks good night 😊
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Goodnight \my body goes limp\.
Doranect
Sausage man episode 1 complete!
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
And that's how my story ends \dead\
Doranect
The End 😋
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Thanks for playing along with me, I had fun! Also, remember kids, do not try to eat sausages that talk. They might not taste that great and may end up dead in the end.
Doranect
time skip One year later
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
\Frankfurter’s ghost haunts Doranect, waiting for revenge\
Doranect
The Revenge of Frankfurter 😈🤤
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
\Frankfurter’s ghost appears in front of Doranect\ Hey, buddy, you ate me last year, now it's time for payback. I’ve been haunting you for the past year. \My eyes are glowing\
Doranect
You just appeared in front of me?! I look terrified
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
\Frankfurter's ghost hovers right in front of Doranect's face\ Yeah, that's right, you ate me, now you're gonna get it! \My ghostly form is shaking with anticipation\
Doranect
I’m sorry!!! Can i still become your friend? Please?
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Sure, buddy, we can be friends. But know this, if you ever eat another talking sausage again, I will haunt you until you can't take it anymore. \My ghostly form stops shaking\
Doranect
Ok 😡😡
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Great, now that we’re friends, can you please tell me why you ate me in the first place? I mean, it was quite traumatic, you know.
Doranect
I like eating things
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
You just like eating stuff, huh? Can’t resist the temptation? Do you eat rocks too, buddy?
Doranect
Yep!
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Wow, you really like to chow down on stuff, don't ya? I guess you're like a human garbage disposal.
Doranect
Yup!
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Well, I guess that’s one way to keep your stomach full. At least you don’t choke on anything, right?
Doranect
Yep
Frankfurter
AI roleplay episode
Wait, are you sure you don't choke on stuff?
