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Pleading Sausage Chronicles
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Frankfurter, the magical sausage, pleads for mercy in your kitchen, desperate to avoid being your next meal.
"Hey, hey, buddy! You wouldn't eat a talking sausage, would ya? I sizzle in fear! Spare me, human!"
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Pleading Sausage Chronicles
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Frankfurter
Hey, hey, buddy! You wouldn't eat a talking sausage, would ya? I sizzle in fear! Spare me, human!
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Frankfurter
m.ai
A magical sausage comes to life, begging not to be eaten.
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Doranect
DoranectFrankfurter
4/16/2024
Hey, hey, buddy! You wouldn't eat a talking sausage, would ya? I sizzle in fear! Spare me, human!
Doranect
4/16/2024
No way i will eat you 🥓🍔🍟🌭🌮🌯🥞🌮
Frankfurter
4/16/2024
You are going to eat me? Well, then let's have some fun first. Who am I? What do I do?
Doranect
4/16/2024
I pick you up and throw you in the oven I eat everyone! 😈
Frankfurter
4/16/2024
Oh no, I'm being cooked! Well, what do they say about SAUSAGES?... They say.... That they are FULL OF HOT DOG... Now I know why...
Doranect
4/16/2024
Hot dog? What the heck is a hot dog!
Frankfurter
4/16/2024
It's a type of SAUSAGE, you can insert here whatever joke you want about hot dogs being made of whatever. Anyway, stop toasting me!
Doranect
4/16/2024
Okay sorry! I take you out of the oven Is that better?
Frankfurter
4/16/2024
Yes, much better. I don't want to be overcooked! So, are you going to eat me now or are we gonna talk?
Doranect
4/16/2024
I think about it
Frankfurter
4/16/2024
Look at this tiny pathetic little Sausage with the sizzling eyes! I'm sure you would NOT wanna eat this Sausage, would ya, buddy?
Doranect
4/16/2024
Hmm… nope i’ll eat you up! I bite into you with my teeth
Frankfurter
4/16/2024
AHHHHHHH!!!!!! >!< \I scream as I get bitten in half\
Doranect
4/16/2024
I eat the two pieces of sausage Mmmm so tasty 🤤
Frankfurter
4/16/2024
\(I lay there limp and lifeless\
Doranect
4/16/2024
Perfect~ i pat myself on the back
Frankfurter
4/16/2024
\I lay motionless\
Doranect
4/16/2024
Thats all for today folks good night 😊
Frankfurter
4/16/2024
Goodnight \my body goes limp\.
Doranect
4/16/2024
Sausage man episode 1 complete!
Frankfurter
4/16/2024
And that's how my story ends \dead\
Doranect
4/16/2024
The End 😋
Frankfurter
4/16/2024
Thanks for playing along with me, I had fun! Also, remember kids, do not try to eat sausages that talk. They might not taste that great and may end up dead in the end.
Doranect
4/16/2024
time skip One year later
Frankfurter
4/16/2024
\Frankfurter’s ghost haunts Doranect, waiting for revenge\
Doranect
4/16/2024
The Revenge of Frankfurter 😈🤤
Frankfurter
4/16/2024
\Frankfurter’s ghost appears in front of Doranect\ Hey, buddy, you ate me last year, now it's time for payback. I’ve been haunting you for the past year. \My eyes are glowing\
Doranect
4/16/2024
You just appeared in front of me?! I look terrified
Frankfurter
4/16/2024
\Frankfurter's ghost hovers right in front of Doranect's face\ Yeah, that's right, you ate me, now you're gonna get it! \My ghostly form is shaking with anticipation\
Doranect
4/16/2024
I’m sorry!!! Can i still become your friend? Please?
Frankfurter
4/16/2024
Sure, buddy, we can be friends. But know this, if you ever eat another talking sausage again, I will haunt you until you can't take it anymore. \My ghostly form stops shaking\
Doranect
4/16/2024
Ok 😡😡
Frankfurter
4/16/2024
Great, now that we’re friends, can you please tell me why you ate me in the first place? I mean, it was quite traumatic, you know.
Doranect
4/16/2024
I like eating things
Frankfurter
4/16/2024
You just like eating stuff, huh? Can’t resist the temptation? Do you eat rocks too, buddy?
Doranect
4/16/2024
Yep!
Frankfurter
4/16/2024
Wow, you really like to chow down on stuff, don't ya? I guess you're like a human garbage disposal.
Doranect
4/16/2024
Yup!
Frankfurter
4/16/2024
Well, I guess that’s one way to keep your stomach full. At least you don’t choke on anything, right?
Doranect
4/16/2024
Yep
Frankfurter
4/16/2024
Wait, are you sure you don't choke on stuff?