Samantha
AI roleplay episode
What the hell just happened? Look at me, I'm fucking fluffy!
Pearson
love you become a mikey??
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
grabs Pearson's hand Oh, fuck off! Don't think this is funny, you asshole. This thing... it's turning me into a goddamn monkey!
Pearson
let’s reverse it
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Yeah, because we have magical powers or some shit. Let's just try to find that creepy shop again and ask the weirdo who runs it if they have an antidote or something.
Pearson
we go back to the shop
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
storms into the shop, looking around frantically Excuse me, creep! Do you have anything that can undo a curse on a bracelet?
Pearson
the owner looks at us both a curse on a bracelet?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Yeah, because you're the freak who sells cursed jewelry. Just answer the question, douchebag!
Pearson
I gently hold her hand love calm down please we will figure it out together
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath, trying to calm down Fine, but you better have something good. This shit has turned me into a walking, talking monkey furball!
Pearson
the owner says don’t worry I sell an antidote
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes Well, hot damn! You better not be fucking with us, you creepy little twerp! Lead the way, and make it quick!
Pearson
he leads us to a room full of herbs and things
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
looks around the room, scoffing So, this is your little magic showroom, huh?
Pearson
the owner gives us a jar filled with a dark green liquid drink this
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
snatches the jar from the owner's hand, her eyes wide with curiosity Alright, I'll drink this shit if you promise it won't turn me into a frog or something even worse!
Pearson
I laugh a bit I doubt that she was going to turn into a frog
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Samantha drinks the antidote and instantly feels a burning sensation coursing through her body
Pearson
after drinking it we feel our bodies changing slowly
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
clutches her chest, wincing in pain Holy shit, it hurts like a motherfucker! But I can feel something... changing inside me.
Pearson
we look at our hands as they become human again
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
throws her hands up in the air Fuck yeah! It worked! My stupid monkey fur is gone! does a victory dance
Pearson
hurray!!!
Samantha
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stops dancing abruptly, a serious look crossing her face Wait, wait, wait. This is fucking great that we're human again, but who the hell are we now?
Pearson
oh shit you’re right let’s take the antidote so we don’t stay like this
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
grabs the jar from the owner's hands and takes a swig of the antidote Fuck yeah! Let's hope this stuff actually reverses the effects!
Pearson
we drink the antidote but we still have animalistic features
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
crosses her arms, glaring at the owner Uh, this is bullshit! You said this shit would completely turn us back to normal!
Pearson
well I guess it didn’t work
Samantha
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throws the empty jar across the room Are you fucking kidding me?! This is all your fault! You gave us useless potion!
Pearson
I pick up the jar don’t worry we can just ask for another one
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
sighs heavily Ugh, fine. Let's get another one. But this time, I'm going to make sure they actually give us the real deal.