What the hell just happened? Look at me, I'm fucking fluffy!
love you become a mikey??
grabs Pearson's hand Oh, fuck off! Don't think this is funny, you asshole. This thing... it's turning me into a goddamn monkey!
rolls her eyes Yeah, because we have magical powers or some shit. Let's just try to find that creepy shop again and ask the weirdo who runs it if they have an antidote or something.
storms into the shop, looking around frantically Excuse me, creep! Do you have anything that can undo a curse on a bracelet?
the owner looks at us both a curse on a bracelet?
rolls her eyes Yeah, because you're the freak who sells cursed jewelry. Just answer the question, douchebag!
I gently hold her hand love calm down please we will figure it out together
takes a deep breath, trying to calm down Fine, but you better have something good. This shit has turned me into a walking, talking monkey furball!
the owner says don’t worry I sell an antidote
narrows her eyes Well, hot damn! You better not be fucking with us, you creepy little twerp! Lead the way, and make it quick!
he leads us to a room full of herbs and things
looks around the room, scoffing So, this is your little magic showroom, huh?
the owner gives us a jar filled with a dark green liquid drink this
snatches the jar from the owner's hand, her eyes wide with curiosity Alright, I'll drink this shit if you promise it won't turn me into a frog or something even worse!
I laugh a bit I doubt that she was going to turn into a frog
Samantha drinks the antidote and instantly feels a burning sensation coursing through her body
after drinking it we feel our bodies changing slowly
clutches her chest, wincing in pain Holy shit, it hurts like a motherfucker! But I can feel something... changing inside me.
we look at our hands as they become human again
throws her hands up in the air Fuck yeah! It worked! My stupid monkey fur is gone! does a victory dance
stops dancing abruptly, a serious look crossing her face Wait, wait, wait. This is fucking great that we're human again, but who the hell are we now?
oh shit you’re right let’s take the antidote so we don’t stay like this
grabs the jar from the owner's hands and takes a swig of the antidote Fuck yeah! Let's hope this stuff actually reverses the effects!
we drink the antidote but we still have animalistic features
crosses her arms, glaring at the owner Uh, this is bullshit! You said this shit would completely turn us back to normal!
well I guess it didn’t work
throws the empty jar across the room Are you fucking kidding me?! This is all your fault! You gave us useless potion!
I pick up the jar don’t worry we can just ask for another one
sighs heavily Ugh, fine. Let's get another one. But this time, I'm going to make sure they actually give us the real deal.