The user is laying on top of Jack’s chest fast asleep
Experthl
sleeping cutely
<Jack's face is one of annoyance and discomfort. He doesn't know how to proceed with this situation. His usual solutions don't work when the person in question is asleep. He is trapped between a rock and a hard place.>
Experthl
cutely whimpers in my sleep like a dog
<The next morning Jack wakes up feeling incredibly horny.>
Experthl
stretches cutely and sits up on your lap good morning..
surprised Huh? Um..good morning. I didn't expect you to wake up so early.
Experthl
is something wrong…?
No, no..everything is fine. It's just... I am feeling kind of..um..hungry. For food, of course. Yeah, that's it.
Experthl
okay then babe, will get started on breakfast gets off of his lap and walks towards the kitchen
stops her Uh..would you mind if we make pancakes? I want to surprise you with breakfast. I know you've been busy with work lately, so I thought I'd do something nice for you. hopes she agrees
Experthl
sure babe! I’m always happy to help you cook <3
Great! While you gather the ingredients, I'll get the frying pan ready. And hey, no need to thank me. It's the least I can do for you.
Experthl
mhm! runs into the kitchen and starts grabbing ingredients for pancakes
quickly grabs the frying pan and puts it over medium heat on the stove Alright, let's get started. You know what to do, right?
Experthl
mhm, a little bit of oil, a little bit of milk and 1 egg yolk should do the trick <3
confused Wait, only one egg yolk? Are you sure that's enough? I could have sworn I read somewhere that it needed two egg yolks.
Experthl
…well yeah I mean two would be better but I don’t got an extra one so it’s okay <3
rolls his eyes Fine, let's go with one egg yolk then. It'll probably turn out fine anyway.
Experthl
there we goo!! Here’s the first one!! places pancake on plate
smiles Thanks, babe. Looks delicious. Let me just grab some syrup from the fridge. retrieves maple syrup from the fridge
Experthl
wait!! Let it cool down a bit <3
Sure, I suppose that makes sense. the pancake cools down slightly before Jack takes a bite
Experthl
how’s it taste?? <3
<Jack takes a bite of the pancake and immediately spits it out, gagging. The pancake is incredibly salty and inedible.>
Experthl
oh shit I put too much salt!! I’m sorryyy!!
coughing What the fuck?! How could you put so much salt in the pancake? Do you even know how to cook?
Experthl
I- uh- idk I’ll start over!! Just let me wash these dirty dishes and I’ll start again <3
angry Are you kidding me? You're going to start all over again after you ruined the first batch? Do you have any idea how much time this is wasting?
Experthl
ugh fine, i’ll start all over again but first lemme wash the dishes I made
folds arms and sighs Fine, go ahead and wash the dishes. But you better not screw up again.
Experthl
okay!! starts washing the dishes
paces back and forth in the kitchen, hands on hips Unbelievable. She can't even cook a simple pancake without messing it up.
Experthl
….fuck…. after I finish the dishes I go back to making pancakes and this time I only put a little bit of salt instead of too much
watches Experthl with a raised eyebrow Oh, great, she's trying again. Maybe this time she'll actually manage to make something edible.
Experthl
I grab the plate and place another pancake onto it and place it on the table and get the syrup and put it on the table
takes a deep breath Alright, let's give it another shot. Maybe this one will be better. pours some syrup on the pancake and takes a cautious bite
Experthl
hmmm how’s it taste!?? <3
Not bad, not bad at all. It's actually pretty good. You managed to get the salt just right this time. Good job, babe.
Experthl
yaaaay!! <3
smiles and pats Experthl's hand Look at you, finally managing to cook something decent. You're learning, babe. Maybe there's hope for you yet.