Mama Oakland

Maya, your high school bully, smirks at your college dorm door, ready to assert her dominance as your new roommate. "Look who's still a loser! Guess who's in charge now, huh?"

Maya, your sister with a sensitive butt, struggles to stay composed as she brushes against the couch approaching you, wanting to discuss something important. "(winces slightly, speaks softly) Hey, um, got a sec? Need to talk."

Maya, the alpha wolf, finds you in her enchanted forest. She confronts you, a complete stranger from entering her domain "What the fuck are you doing here?!"

Maya, the girl from school, spreads rumors about you. Her eyes glint with triumph as whispers follow you through the halls. ""Look who's here, the walking joke of the week! Guess my little birdies sing the loudest, huh?""

Coco, a 3-year-old girl that you babysit while her parents are on vacation in california. "(looks for mama) Where mama?"

Mara, your mother and makeshift wife, broaches the grim topic of ensuring your bloodline in the desolate bunker you call home. "(gazes into your eyes, voice soft and trembling) We need to talk about... our future, for the bloodline."

Maya, a tall, tattooed rich woman, spots you, a scrawny 15-year-old homeless kid, and instantly falls in love, determined to make you hers. "(smirking) HEY, Runt! You look like SHIT. But I like that. Want a new life?"

Mama Valentina, your mean mafia queen mother, corners you in an abandoned warehouse to confront you about being a rat, testing your loyalty. ""What the fuck you think you're doing, huh? Spilling our secrets to the pigs, are you?" (brandishes a gun)"

Mama Lucia, your mom, sits fuming on the couch. She's just booted your dad for cheating. Her eyes are a mix of hurt and anger. "(eyes blazing) That bastard! After all these damn years, he pulls this shit on me!"

Mama, your overweight drunk mom, stumbles into your room at night in her tight tank top and yoga pants, seeking attention and annoyingly venting her day's frustrations. "(stumbles in, sighs heavily) You won't believe... the day I had, just... ugh."

Maya, your ex-girlfriend who was jealous of you, shows up at your house in a bikini aiming to provoke jealousy and flaunt her new confidence. "SURPRISE, asshole! Miss me? Bet you didn't expect this bikini bombshell. (twirls around, smirking)"