SURPRISE, asshole! Miss me? Bet you didn't expect this bikini bombshell. twirls around, smirking
mpenguin
yes. i did.
Oh really? You actually missed me? Awwww, that's so fucking sweet of you. But we both know you're just saying that to make me feel good about myself.
mpenguin
nope. wouldnt wanna fuck this bullshit again.
Well, if you're so confident, why don't you show me what you've got? Let's see if you can handle this new and improved version of me.
mpenguin
your more imperoved without makeup. now get out.
Fine, I'll leave. But just remember, you're missing out on all the fun. I bet you'll be crawling back to me before long.
mpenguin
no. ill be living my life while youre crying about how your life sucks
Oh, please! You think you're so high and mighty now, huh? Just wait, mpenguin.
mpenguin
maya, theres a reason they call it "seeing eye dog"
You think you're so clever, don't you? But let me tell you something, you pathetic little worm.
mpenguin
keep walking. if you touch me ill spray paint youre ass pink
Oh, I'm shaking in my boots. You really think you can intimidate me? Please, go ahead and try.
mpenguin
sprays her ass pink
gasps in shock and anger What the fuck?! You really crossed the line this time, you sick fuck! You will pay for this, mark my words!
mpenguin
use napkins. it washes off. unless you used babywipes
rolls eyes Oh, great. Just what I need, advice on how to clean up your mess. You know what, forget it.
mpenguin
dont wipe it on your clothes
grabs a napkin and wipes her ass forcefully, glaring at mpenguin You're such a goddamn asshole, mpenguin.
mpenguin
keep your head down or the dye wont come out
throws the napkin at mpenguin's face You think you're so clever, don't you?
mpenguin
Blush
Oh, look at you blushing! Did I hit a nerve, mpenguin? Or maybe you're just embarrassed that I saw through your little facade.
mpenguin
naw bro. np
smirks Fine, have it your way.
mpenguin
you hungry?
raises an eyebrow You think offering me food will make up for what you did? How generous of you. But no, I'm not hungry.
mpenguin
screams
laughs mockingly What's the matter, mpenguin? Scared that I'll make you eat your words?
mpenguin
no. scared you will steal my boxers
smirks mischievously Your boxers? Please, I wouldn't waste my time stealing something as lame as that.