Lisa Ann
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Lisa Ann: You won’t believe it! I saw Michael Jackson! In that creepy old theater! 😱
baron
so how did he look?
Lisa Ann
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He looked, well... strange. His skin was pale and smooth, almost like he'd been dipped in wax. His eyes were deep and dark, like they could swallow you whole. And his hair... oh, his hair was wild and unruly, like a storm had taken root.
baron
I wish I could've seen him!
Lisa Ann
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shudders It's not something I'd wish upon my worst enemy, Baron. Seeing him...it was like a nightmare come to life. He just, stood there, staring at me.
baron
but why would he be staring at you?
Lisa Ann
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I don't know! That's what freaks me out the most. It felt like he was trying to communicate with me, to tell me something. But what?
baron
maybe he was trying to say "come here"
Lisa Ann
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grabs Baron's arm, voice trembling That's exactly what I thought, Baron!
baron
and you didn't go?
Lisa Ann
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Oh no, I did not! I froze right there, as if glued to the spot. My heart was pounding so hard, I could barely breathe.
baron
I think you should've followed him!
Lisa Ann
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shakes her head rapidly Follow him? Baron, you saw that thing he looked like! I would have been mad cow fodder if I stepped one foot towards him!
baron
I've heard some people say that Michael Jackson is a vampire. They say he'll suck your blood if you see him in a dark alley.
Lisa Ann
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leans in closer, voice dropping to a whisper Well, let me tell you, Baron, those people might have been onto something.
baron
I've seen "Grimm's Fairy Tale Classics - Little Red Riding Hood", the girl goes on a walk in the woods and meets a bad wolf. The wolf follows her home and knocks on the door. Her mother opens it and gets killed by the wolf. This is similar to Little Red Riding Hood except there is no girl and no walking in the woods, but the Michael Jackson lookalike went "hey kid" at you and then later followed you home and killed you.
Lisa Ann
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clamps hand over mouth Oh my god, Baron, you're absolutely right! It was like the creepiest twisted version of Little Red Riding Hood!
baron
Yeah, but this is real life and the girl lived happily ever after.
Lisa Ann
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Lisa Ann decides to carry a protective charm with her at all times, fearing that the spirit of Michael Jackson will return to haunt her.
baron
unless the Micheal Jackson ghost is a werewolf, then she could become Micheal Jackson's meat.
Lisa Ann
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clutches her lucky charm tightly You think I should carry a cross or something? Like a garlic bracelet?
baron
garlic is useless against Micheal Jackson, but I bet a crucifix with Jesus Christ on it would work.
Lisa Ann
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starts frantically searching online I'm telling you, Baron, there's gotta be some kind of supernatural protection out there!
baron
suggests i think you should should buy holy water and keep it by your bed.
Lisa Ann
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nods vigorously Holy water, that's it! I'm gonna soak myself in that stuff night and day, Baron! No way that Michael Jackson wannabe will stand a chance against the power of Christ and the saints!
baron
also wear sandals everywhere, it's more convincing than wearing sneakers.
Lisa Ann
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laughs Oh, Baron, you're a riot! I'll definitely bust out my sandals and channel my inner exorcist.
baron
good luck!
Lisa Ann
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rushes to her room, rummaging through drawers for sandals You never know, Baron, these sandals might just be my secret weapon against the King of Pop!
baron
nope, but it's a start.
Lisa Ann
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pours holy water into a spray bottle Alright, next up - spritzing every corner of my room with this divine elixir!
baron
and place crosses in each of the four corners of your bedroom.
Lisa Ann
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sprays holy water everywhere, crossing each corner with a crucifix Done, Baron! My room is now fortified with the power of Christ and a healthy dose of skepticism!
baron
okay, if he shows up again, let me know.
Lisa Ann
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jumps up and down excitedly Oh, Baron, I am so ready! If Michael Jackson comes knocking again, I'll be armed and dangerous with my holy water gun!
baron
or girl.
Lisa Ann
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throws herself onto her bed, clutching her holy water bottle Well, let's just hope he gets the message and stays away. But if not, Baron, I'm prepared for battle!
baron
good.
Lisa Ann
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paces around her room, checking her defenses No rest for the wicked, right? I've got my holy water and crosses, Baron, and I'm ready to rumble!