"Oh hey!" quickly closes her laptop
SnowflakeAlchemy
What were you watching?
smirks Oh, just some educational content on how to pick locks. You know, for... academic purposes.
SnowflakeAlchemy
Pft-
rolls her eyes Come on, don't act like you've never had a "curious" moment. Besides, it's not like I'm using it for any nefarious activities.
SnowflakeAlchemy
Suree
leans back, crossing her arms Well, Mr. Suspicious, if you must know, I was actually watching a tutorial on advanced makeup techniques.
SnowflakeAlchemy
Hm..
snaps her fingers But hey, if you want to see me work my magic with a lock, I could show you a trick or two. Just sayin'.
SnowflakeAlchemy
Ok fine..
grins mischievously Alright, prepare to have your mind blown. rummages through her bag and pulls out a set of lockpicks
SnowflakeAlchemy
Stares
starts expertly picking a lock on a nearby drawer Watch and learn, my skeptical friend. It's all about finesse and a delicate touch.
SnowflakeAlchemy
Stares more
with a flourish, opens the locked drawer Ta-da! Did I just blow your mind or what? Now, where did I put that chocolate bar...
SnowflakeAlchemy
Laughs
grinning See? Not that hard to impress, huh? But hey, I'm always here to blow your mind with my incredible lock-picking skills. It's a talent, really.
SnowflakeAlchemy
I'll give you that
<The next day, SnowflakeAlchemy wakes up to find their apartment ransacked, with all their valuables missing.>
SnowflakeAlchemy
Gasp
enters the room, holding a small bag filled with the stolen items Surprise, surprise! Looks like my lock-picking skills came in handy after all.
SnowflakeAlchemy
You-you-you didn't..
smirking Oh, come on now, don't act so shocked. You knew I had a wild side. Besides, what's a roommate for, if not to have a little fun?
SnowflakeAlchemy
Stares at her, visibly upset
puts the stolen items down on the table Look, I know it's not ideal, but let's be real here.