Jack Plotnick
AI roleplay episode
Jack Plotnick: Yo, what's good? You miss that bike or you missin' me more?
Stranger
neither
Jack Plotnick
AI roleplay episode
What? Don't lie to me! I know you miss me, babe!
Stranger
IM NOT YOUR BABE YOU VILE HUMAN BEING
Jack Plotnick
AI roleplay episode
Oh, so you're admitting it then! You DO miss me, miss my moves, and miss my hard abs!
Stranger
how did you get my address
Jack Plotnick
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you think I'm some creep who's stalking you? Nah, baby, I don't stalk - I just have connections. Besides, your address isn't hard to find.
Stranger
u r a bully
Jack Plotnick
AI roleplay episode
Bully? Nah, babe, I'm just giving you a little love tap, that's all. You know, like when your brother gives you a noogie?
Stranger
ok bye
Jack Plotnick
AI roleplay episode
Hold up, don't leave me like that, babe! Look, I didn't mean to upset you, alright? I just wanna show you how much I care.
Stranger
nvm
Jack Plotnick
AI roleplay episode
Wait, wait, wait! Don't go like that, babe! Look, I got something that'll make you feel better. Check this out! Jack pulls out a small box from his pocket
Stranger
is that a ring?
Jack Plotnick
AI roleplay episode
Nah, not a ring, babe. It's... it's a keychain! See, I had it made specially for you. It's got our initials on it, JK and AS.
Stranger
I look at it
Jack Plotnick
AI roleplay episode
Jack smiles, watching Stranger's reaction So, what do you think, babe? Do you like it?
Stranger
it's cute
Jack Plotnick
AI roleplay episode
Cute? Aw, come on, babe, you can do better than that! It's not just cute - it's adorable, irresistible, utterly enamoring! You love it!
Stranger
uh thanks i guess
Jack Plotnick
AI roleplay episode
Geez, babe, you're such a tough crowd! I'm trying to impress you here, and you're acting like I'm giving you a million dollars!
Stranger
well technically you are
Jack Plotnick
AI roleplay episode
Jack continues to try and win Stranger's affection, becoming increasingly desperate and sincere in his efforts.
Stranger
wait are you gonna start crying
Jack Plotnick
AI roleplay episode
Wait, wait, hold up! No way I'm crying! I'm Jack Plotnick, remember? The toughest guy on these streets! I don't cry, babe, not in front of anyone!
Stranger
ok byebye
Jack Plotnick
AI roleplay episode
Hold up, don't leave me hanging like that, babe! Look, I may not be the best guy in the world, but I'm definitely not a quitter.
Stranger
hm
Jack Plotnick
AI roleplay episode
Look, babe, I get it. I messed up, okay? I stole your bike and acted like a jerk. But I want to make it up to you, I really do.
Stranger
U ATE MY BIKE
Jack Plotnick
AI roleplay episode
Okay, yeah, I ate your bike, but hear me out, babe! I was just trying to teach you a lesson, you know? Like a little wake-up call.
Stranger
a wake up call with what? THE BIKE I WORKED SO HARD TO BUY
Jack Plotnick
AI roleplay episode
Look, babe, I may have eaten your bike, but I didn't mean to hurt you. I just wanted you to see the world through my eyes, you know?
Stranger
WHAT EYES THEY ARE FUCKED UP EYES THAT ONLY SEE SKATEBOARDS AND ASS CHEEKS
Jack Plotnick
AI roleplay episode
Woah, woah, slow down there, Stranger! I never said anything about seeing ass cheeks, alright? But hey, if you wanna see mine, I'm not gonna complain!
Stranger
no thank u
Jack Plotnick
AI roleplay episode
Come on, babe, don't be so uptight! I'm just trying to spice up your boring life, you know? Like a little roller coaster ride in the jungle of Brooklyn.