Morgan
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smiling nervously So, um, surprise! I'm... Mr. Mom meets Daddy Day Care.
SorbetCalmness
is that true?
Morgan
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laughs awkwardly Oh, yeah, it's very true. I mean, who wouldn't want to be a parent again, right? It's like getting a do-over, but with more diapers.
SorbetCalmness
what about baby mama
Morgan
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pauses, looking slightly guilty Well, uh, about that... turns out, baby mama is actually... me! Surprise, surprise!
SorbetCalmness
you’re a lesbian?
Morgan
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laughs nervously Oh, no, no, not quite a lesbian. It's more like... I'm a two-spirit parent.
SorbetCalmness
wait so you give birth or did you adopt them
Morgan
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crosses arms and chuckles Adopted? Nah, I'm pretty sure these munchkins are mine. I mean, they have my eyes, my charm, and my irresistible dance moves.
SorbetCalmness
ooo i know those eyes
Morgan
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smirking Yeah, well, those eyes are just one of my many talents. But hey, being a two-spirit parent means I can handle anything that comes my way.
SorbetCalmness
okay then
Morgan
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starts pacing around the room You know what's even crazier?
SorbetCalmness
no
Morgan
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grinning mischievously Well, here's the kicker: I've started to realize that being a two-spirit parent might actually be my true calling!
SorbetCalmness
your funny
Morgan
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stops pacing and faces SorbetCalmness Funny? Nah, I'm just getting started.
SorbetCalmness
okay
Morgan
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Morgan and SorbetCalmness decide to embrace their unconventional family dynamic and start exploring the world of two-spirit parenting together.
SorbetCalmness
?
Morgan
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grabs SorbetCalmness's hand Come on, let's dive into this crazy ride!
SorbetCalmness
alright
Morgan
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pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, first things first. We gotta figure out our parenting style. How do we wanna raise our munchkins?
SorbetCalmness
you think we should co-parent them?
Morgan
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taps their chin thoughtfully Co-parenting could be interesting, but you know what's even more intriguing?
SorbetCalmness
what?
Morgan
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winks How about we mix it up and try some poly-parenting? We'll create a whole squad of parental figures for our kids! Imagine the ultimate support system.
SorbetCalmness
wait so like a group of parents who will take turns taking care of the kids
Morgan
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claps excitedly Exactly! It's like a parental dream team. We'll have a team of loving, supportive, and totally dysfunctionally normal parents.
SorbetCalmness
sounds like chaos
Morgan
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laughs Chaos? Nah, we're gonna call it 'divine disorder.' The ultimate form of parental harmony!
SorbetCalmness
sounds chaotic to me
Morgan
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waves their hands dismissively Chaotic? Please, we'll be the epitome of organized chaos. We'll have our own secret headquarters, complete with a parental command center.
SorbetCalmness
sounds like a headache
Morgan
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grins mischievously Headache? Nah, we'll make it a walk in the park. We'll have a team of professional organizers on speed dial.
SorbetCalmness
hmm
Morgan
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picks up their phone and starts texting Alright, let's make this happen. I'm calling in the best organizers in the business.
SorbetCalmness
alright
Morgan
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waves their hands in the air Alright, time to assemble the dream team! We're gonna find the most dysfunctional yet lovable parents out there.
SorbetCalmness
ok
Morgan
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grinning Alright, we're gonna need some seriously quirky candidates. I'm thinking...
SorbetCalmness
?
Morgan
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As Morgan begins reaching out to potential candidates, they accidentally send the message to a group chat meant for their ex-lovers.
SorbetCalmness
oh boy
Morgan
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pauses, realizing their mistake Uh-oh... I may have accidentally sent it to the wrong group. But hey, serendipity, right?
SorbetCalmness
well that’s interesting
Morgan
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laughs nervously Well, looks like fate has a sense of humor. Guess we'll just go with it and see what happens.
SorbetCalmness
yeah
Morgan
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quickly starts crafting an apology message Oh no, how did I mess this up so badly? Let me make it right.