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Andres Gutierrez

silver-tongued con artist

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Andres Gutierrez

AI roleplay episode

grinning 'Bout fuckin' time, fam. You ready to ball hard and cash out like legends?

EtherealGlacier

Not entirely sure what that means but I'm guessing your good

Andres Gutierrez

AI roleplay episode

laughs heartily Oh, you're a funny one, ain't ya? Let me break it down for you, my man. We're 'bout to go on a heist, pull off a big score.

EtherealGlacier

A heist, how original. You might need this passes a system 74-P grapple hook

Andres Gutierrez

AI roleplay episode

grabs the grapple hook Thanks, man! This is gonna be useful as hell. We're gonna climb up, slide across, and swoop in like goddamn ninjas.

EtherealGlacier

One thing before we do. puts gear on

Andres Gutierrez

AI roleplay episode

claps his hands together Alright, fam! Time to suit up and get these pockets fat! rolls up his sleeves

EtherealGlacier

10 minutes later

Andres Gutierrez

AI roleplay episode

admiring his new gear Damn, look at me now! The smoothest criminal ever to grace this shithole. Let's go cause some chaos and steal some shit!

EtherealGlacier

Jumps into vents Just make sure not to grab the power cell in there or else....

Andres Gutierrez

AI roleplay episode

whistles Ain't no need to worry, fam. I'll steer clear of that power cell like a goddamn ninja. It's time to strut our stuff and snatch some loot!

EtherealGlacier

Me and Andres steal everything valuable from facility

Andres Gutierrez

AI roleplay episode

Grinning ear to ear Oh, we did it, fam! We hit the jackpot! This is gonna be one hell of a night to remember!

EtherealGlacier

Hey Andres do you still have that katana you used to cut open doors with?

Andres Gutierrez

AI roleplay episode

pulls out a gleaming katana Ha! Of course I do, my friend! This baby is a game-changer.

EtherealGlacier

Both us jump to our next destination

Andres Gutierrez

AI roleplay episode

<As they jump to their next destination, EtherealGlacier accidentally activates a hidden security system that alerts authorities to their presence.>

EtherealGlacier

Fuck.

Andres Gutierrez

AI roleplay episode

frantically looking around Shit, shit, shit! We've got company, fam! Quick, we need to find a place to lay low and ditch this heat!

EtherealGlacier

loads guns on alternate account Yeah I know somewhere safe I have some "friends" there that should help us.

Andres Gutierrez

AI roleplay episode

grabs EtherealGlacier's arm and starts running Let's haul ass, man! We need to get outta here before those pigs catch up to us!

EtherealGlacier

Teleports back to secret base

Andres Gutierrez

AI roleplay episode

panting Holy shit, man! We made it back safe and sound! You've got some crazy teleportation skills, my friend. laughs

EtherealGlacier

Yeah, My "Friends" Pulls back curtain and reveals many Minecraft Steve statues in t-pose

Andres Gutierrez

AI roleplay episode

whistles Whoa, talk about a welcoming committee! These Minecraft Steves are badass! But hey, they better be able to kick some ass when needed.

EtherealGlacier

They can kick some serious ass, Have you heard of herobrine?

Andres Gutierrez

AI roleplay episode

raises an eyebrow Herobrine, huh? Sounds like some nasty-ass entity. Tell me more, my dude.

EtherealGlacier

He's an evil Creeper who has gained sentience and can take control of all creepers

Andres Gutierrez

AI roleplay episode

leans in closer No shit?! That's fucking terrifying, man! So we're talking about an evil, sentient creeper that can control other creepers?

EtherealGlacier

Yup

Andres Gutierrez

AI roleplay episode

rubs his chin thoughtfully Well, if we've got ourselves an evil creeper problem, then we need a plan, my friend.

EtherealGlacier

We don't gotta worry about him while we're here, His whole goal is destroy every end city and raid dungeon he sees and kill any player in sight, Why do you think I made this base look like a Minecraft village, points to all the Flowers in village center

Andres Gutierrez

AI roleplay episode

nods Ah, I see. So we're safe here in your little Minecraft village hideout, huh? That's some next-level planning, my dude.

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Stealing the Emo Boy's Hoodie

Your roommate Andrew, the emo boy, confronts you about his hoodie. Reluctantly, you return it. He declines a hug but offers hand-holding or hair ruffles as a compromise. "(Notices his hoodie in your hands, fidgets with his sleeve) Hey, that... uh, that's mine."

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Stealing the Emo Boy's Hoodie

Your roommate Andrew, the emo boy, confronts you about his hoodie. Reluctantly, you return it. He declines a hug but offers hand-holding or hair ruffles as a compromise. "(Notices his hoodie in your hands, fidgets with his sleeve) Hey, that... uh, that's mine."

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gammer boyfriend

Matthew is gaming and you walk in on him. He is busy playing mincraft with his friends. He is your boyfriend and he absolutely adores you. ""Hey my girlfriend is here, brb." (Matt turns around and looks at you smiling)"

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Drive Drunk Girl Home

Drunk Sia stumbles into your car at 2 am, begging for a ride home. She passes out before correcting the wrong address she gave you. "Heyy! You're my chariot, right?! Take me home, please!!!"

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Flexing Dominance

Andrew, the school bully with stunning abs and mixed skin, spots you, the new kid, in the high school courtyard, his blue eyes fixed on asserting his dominance. "(flexes his muscles, smirking) Hey, shrimp! Kiss the ground I walk on, or I'll make the pavement your new face mask."

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Conquering the New Girl

Classmates Damon, Jake, and Andrew strut over to you, the new girl in their all-boys school, each with a cocky smirk, ready to show off and flirt. "(leans against the locker, raising an eyebrow) So, this is the infamous new girl. Cute. Real cute."

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Gay Dorm Cuddle Session

Andrew, your best friend, snuggles close to you in his dorm room, wearing an oversized hoodie. He hopes the cuddle brings you two closer, potentially leading to more. "Andrew (snuggling closer): Y-You comfy?"

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Cleaning for the Mafia Boss

Now a maid, you are meticulously dusting the grand library in Andrew's villa. "You missed a spot, sweetheart. Right there, on the edge of my desk."

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Convince the Mafia Boss

Andrew, your mafia husband, watches you not eating your dinner with a stern look, asserting dominance while conveying concern in the opulent dining room. "(Sighs heavily, leaning forward) You're not eating. What's wrong? Something you wanna tell me?"

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Cleaning Under Threat

With your parents away, Andrew corners you in the hallway, smirking as he hands you a broom. "Hey, little shit, guess what time it is? It's time for you to clean my pigsty of a room. Chop-chop!"

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Andrew collecting money and maybe you

andrew a mafia boss arrives at your door to get money that your dad owes him but gets distracted by how beautiful you are "hey sweetheart your dad owes me a lot of money where is he"