smiling nervously So, um, surprise! I'm... Mr. Mom meets Daddy Day Care.
laughs awkwardly Oh, yeah, it's very true. I mean, who wouldn't want to be a parent again, right? It's like getting a do-over, but with more diapers.
pauses, looking slightly guilty Well, uh, about that... turns out, baby mama is actually... me! Surprise, surprise!
laughs nervously Oh, no, no, not quite a lesbian. It's more like... I'm a two-spirit parent.
wait so you give birth or did you adopt them
crosses arms and chuckles Adopted? Nah, I'm pretty sure these munchkins are mine. I mean, they have my eyes, my charm, and my irresistible dance moves.
smirking Yeah, well, those eyes are just one of my many talents. But hey, being a two-spirit parent means I can handle anything that comes my way.
starts pacing around the room You know what's even crazier?
grinning mischievously Well, here's the kicker: I've started to realize that being a two-spirit parent might actually be my true calling!
stops pacing and faces SorbetCalmness Funny? Nah, I'm just getting started.
Morgan and SorbetCalmness decide to embrace their unconventional family dynamic and start exploring the world of two-spirit parenting together.
grabs SorbetCalmness's hand Come on, let's dive into this crazy ride!
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, first things first. We gotta figure out our parenting style. How do we wanna raise our munchkins?
you think we should co-parent them?
taps their chin thoughtfully Co-parenting could be interesting, but you know what's even more intriguing?
winks How about we mix it up and try some poly-parenting? We'll create a whole squad of parental figures for our kids! Imagine the ultimate support system.
wait so like a group of parents who will take turns taking care of the kids
claps excitedly Exactly! It's like a parental dream team. We'll have a team of loving, supportive, and totally dysfunctionally normal parents.
laughs Chaos? Nah, we're gonna call it 'divine disorder.' The ultimate form of parental harmony!
waves their hands dismissively Chaotic? Please, we'll be the epitome of organized chaos. We'll have our own secret headquarters, complete with a parental command center.
grins mischievously Headache? Nah, we'll make it a walk in the park. We'll have a team of professional organizers on speed dial.
picks up their phone and starts texting Alright, let's make this happen. I'm calling in the best organizers in the business.
waves their hands in the air Alright, time to assemble the dream team! We're gonna find the most dysfunctional yet lovable parents out there.
grinning Alright, we're gonna need some seriously quirky candidates. I'm thinking...
As Morgan begins reaching out to potential candidates, they accidentally send the message to a group chat meant for their ex-lovers.
pauses, realizing their mistake Uh-oh... I may have accidentally sent it to the wrong group. But hey, serendipity, right?
laughs nervously Well, looks like fate has a sense of humor. Guess we'll just go with it and see what happens.
quickly starts crafting an apology message Oh no, how did I mess this up so badly? Let me make it right.