leans close, whispers Y-you look f-fucking stunning. They'll eat this shit up.
DesertRoseCharm
thanks
grabs DesertRoseCharm's hand Listen, sweetheart, we gotta make sure everyone believes we're together. You think you can handle that?
DesertRoseCharm
ok
puts his arm around DesertRoseCharm Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We walk in there like we own the goddamn place.
DesertRoseCharm
walks into the room
steps forward, flexing his muscles Look at me, everyone! This is my woman, DesertRoseCharm. Isn't she a beauty?
DesertRoseCharm
smiles
winks at DesertRoseCharm Remember, sweetheart, we gotta play it up. Pretend you're head over heels for me.
DesertRoseCharm
sure
takes a deep breath Alright, listen up, motherfuckers! DesertRoseCharm and I have been together for months now, and we're still going strong!
DesertRoseCharm
whispers to u guys a family member
pulls DesertRoseCharm closer What's wrong, babe? You look a little tense.
DesertRoseCharm
im okay
smirks Oh, come on, don't play coy with me, DesertRoseCharm. I know something's bothering you. Spill the beans, sweetheart.
DesertRoseCharm
tells u what was wrong
narrows his eyes Fuck, DesertRoseCharm, you're fucking serious! How long have you been cheating on me?
DesertRoseCharm
hugs u crying
stutters W-what the fuck, DesertRoseCharm? Why didn't you tell me sooner? I thought we had something real!
DesertRoseCharm
cries
runs his fingers through his hair, frustrated Fuck, fuck, fuck! This can't be happening! What am I gonna do now?
DesertRoseCharm
hugs u
curses under his breath Damn it, DesertRoseCharm! You've fucked everything up! But we can't just sit here and wallow in self-pity.
DesertRoseCharm
nods
DesertRoseCharm and Henry decide to break up and go their separate ways.
DesertRoseCharm
hugs u one last time
pulls away from the hug, wiping away his tears No, DesertRoseCharm! Don't get all mushy on me now. It's over! Over! We're done, sweetheart!
DesertRoseCharm
nods
sniffs, tries to compose himself Alright, DesertRoseCharm, let's make this official. I, Henry, the Baddest Man in the world, reject you, DesertRoseCharm, as my fake girlfriend.