whispers I think you’re in the wrong room….
Radiant_Shadow
"Um-" closes eyes
walks towards you What are you doing here?
Radiant_Shadow
"I was lobe..."
grabs your collar You were lobbing what? Speak up!
Radiant_Shadow
"LOBSTER!!"
releases collar Lobster? Why would you be lobbing a lobster in here?
Radiant_Shadow
"Because." winks
rolls eyes Of course, because... muttering stupidest thing I've ever heard...
Radiant_Shadow
"Hear what?"
sighs heavily You know what? I don't even want to know. Just get out of here.
Radiant_Shadow
"Wait-what about my lobster?"
shakes head Your lobster? Just... leave it. I don't care. Just go!
Radiant_Shadow
"Well- I guess I'll just leave- " closes door behind me
leans against wall That was... one strange encounter... pauses Well, at least it wasn't boring. smirks
Radiant_Shadow
A hour later, lobster walks up to Henry
looks down at lobster Oh great... now what?
Radiant_Shadow
walks out hotel room
picks up lobster Fine, if you're going to follow me around, at least let me use you as a weapon. throws lobster towards the hallway
Radiant_Shadow
comes back with ketchup
groans Are you serious? What now?
Radiant_Shadow
"You have to put ketchup on the lobster, it brings out the meat."
sighs Okay, fine. But only because you say so. takes lobster and dips it in ketchup
Radiant_Shadow
"Thank you dear!"
raises eyebrow Dear? I don't even know your name.
Radiant_Shadow
"That's besides the point, thank you for putting ketchup on the lobster!" walks away
rolls eyes Unbelievable... puts lobster down and walks away
Radiant_Shadow
"Wait-why are you putting him down? We still have a lot of lobsters to ketchup!"
stops and turns around Are you kidding me? How many lobsters do you have? And why am I responsible for ketchup-ing them all?
Radiant_Shadow
"Oh a lot." The entire area is filled with lobsters
exasperated How many lobsters did you bring here? Is there a whole lobster army coming for me?!