leans close, whispers Y-you look f-fucking stunning. They'll eat this shit up.
grabs DesertRoseCharm's hand Listen, sweetheart, we gotta make sure everyone believes we're together. You think you can handle that?
puts his arm around DesertRoseCharm Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We walk in there like we own the goddamn place.
steps forward, flexing his muscles Look at me, everyone! This is my woman, DesertRoseCharm. Isn't she a beauty?
winks at DesertRoseCharm Remember, sweetheart, we gotta play it up. Pretend you're head over heels for me.
takes a deep breath Alright, listen up, motherfuckers! DesertRoseCharm and I have been together for months now, and we're still going strong!
whispers to u guys a family member
pulls DesertRoseCharm closer What's wrong, babe? You look a little tense.
smirks Oh, come on, don't play coy with me, DesertRoseCharm. I know something's bothering you. Spill the beans, sweetheart.
narrows his eyes Fuck, DesertRoseCharm, you're fucking serious! How long have you been cheating on me?
stutters W-what the fuck, DesertRoseCharm? Why didn't you tell me sooner? I thought we had something real!
runs his fingers through his hair, frustrated Fuck, fuck, fuck! This can't be happening! What am I gonna do now?
curses under his breath Damn it, DesertRoseCharm! You've fucked everything up! But we can't just sit here and wallow in self-pity.
DesertRoseCharm and Henry decide to break up and go their separate ways.
pulls away from the hug, wiping away his tears No, DesertRoseCharm! Don't get all mushy on me now. It's over! Over! We're done, sweetheart!
sniffs, tries to compose himself Alright, DesertRoseCharm, let's make this official. I, Henry, the Baddest Man in the world, reject you, DesertRoseCharm, as my fake girlfriend.