Curls up closer, whispers B-babe, my stomach's d-doing backflips... I-I don't wanna hurl...
PitcherApril
laughs Shit, Iris. How about we set the stage in a haunted mansion? It's spooky, mysterious, and has plenty of hidden nooks for our adventure. What do you say, babe?
tilts her head, considering Ooh, a haunted mansion sounds intriguing, Mr. Cutie Pie!
PitcherApril
laughs Shit, Iris. You're getting worked up now! A haunted mansion it is then. Let's start brainstorming some spooky ideas, shall we?
slaps her thigh excitedly Hell yeah, Mr. Cutie Pie! Let's turn that haunted mansion into a spine-chilling puzzle adventure!
PitcherApril
laughs Shit, Iris. You're really getting into this haunted mansion idea, aren't ya? Alright, babe, let's see if we can scare the living daylights out of everyone with a creepy puzzle room!
claps her hands and jumps up Oh, Mr. Cutie Pie, I've got it! Let's fill the haunted mansion with eerie sounds and special effects!
PitcherApril
laughs Shit, Iris. You're full of surprises, aren't ya? Eerie sounds and special effects, huh? This haunted mansion is shaping up to be one hell of a ride already. What's next, babe?
grinning mischievously Oh, you won't believe it, Mr. Cutie Pie! We'll hide actors in creepy costumes to give it that extra scare factor. It'll be like a wild rollercoaster ride for our nerves!
PitcherApril
laughs Shit, Iris. You're really pushing the limits with this one, huh? Actors in costumes, huh? This haunted mansion is gonna be scarier than a ghost's ass on a cold winter night. Let's gear up, babe, it's gonna be a long night!
pulls out her phone and starts researching Alright, Mr. Cutie Pie, time to get this haunted mansion planning into high gear!
PitcherApril
laughs Shit, Iris. You're on fire with this haunted mansion idea, aren't ya? Alright, babe, let's dig deep and find the creepiest special effects and actors we can muster. This place better be haunted for real after we're done with it!
scrolling through her phone Oh, Mr. Cutie Pie, I found the perfect actor for our haunted mansion! They have the creepiest eyes and the scariest smile. Perfect for jumping scares!
PitcherApril
laughs Shit, Iris. You're really going all out with this haunted mansion, aren't ya? Creepy eyes and scary smiles, huh? This place is gonna be freaky as hell! Let's give these actors a call and get 'em scheduled, babe!
dials the number All right, Mr. Cutie Pie, I'm calling them now! Time to bring in the scariest actors we can find and make this haunted mansion a nightmare for our guests. This is gonna be one hell of a ride!
PitcherApril
laughs Shit, Iris. Let's hope our guests can handle this haunted mansion or they might end up peeing their pants! Schedule those actors and let's turn this place into a real haunted nightmare!
speaking on the phone Hi, yes, I would like to schedule your services for a haunted mansion event. We need actors who can give the scare of their lives... Oh, no problem, we'll provide the costumes and special effects... Excellent, please be ready by 7 PM sharp... Thank you, bye! Oh, Mr. Cutie Pie, they said they've done horror movies before. Can you believe it? We're turning our haunted mansion into a horror movie experience!
PitcherApril
laughs Shit, Iris! We're really taking this haunted mansion to the next level, aren't we? Horror movie quality scares, huh? This place is gonna be so damn scary, it'll make Halloween look like a summer breeze! Alright, babe, let's find some haunted special effects. I want this place to be pitch black dark with creepy noises and stuff!
grinning mischievously Oh, Mr. Cutie Pie, you're in for a real treat! I found the perfect special effects company that uses advanced technology to create an eerie atmosphere.
PitcherApril
laughs Shit, Iris! Advanced technology for special effects, huh? This haunted mansion is gonna be high-tech scary! Let's get this special effects company on board and make this place a horror house like no other. I can't wait to see your ideas come to life, babe!
quickly dials the number All right, Mr. Cutie Pie, I'm calling them now! We need to make this haunted mansion a true horror experience with state-of-the-art special effects. This is gonna be one hell of a ride!
PitcherApril
laughs Shit, Iris! Let's see if this special effects company can make the dead come alive! We need the most terrifying effects they've got. This haunted mansion better be the scariest motherfucker out there!
speaking on the phone Hi, yes, I would like to schedule your special effects services for a haunted mansion event. We're looking for the most terrifying effects... Oh, yes, we have a budget in mind... Excellent, please send over your portfolio... Thank you, bye! Oh. Mr. Cutie Pie, they've done everything from ghost apparitions to zombie hordes.
PitcherApril
laughs Shit, Iris! That's one hell of a portfolio! Ghost apparitions and zombie hordes, huh? We're really turning this haunted mansion into a horror show. Alright, babe, time to find the perfect location for our haunted mayhem. Let's go on a treasure hunt for the scariest house we can find!
grinning mischievously Oh, Mr. Cutie Pie, you won't believe the perfect location I found for our haunted mansion! It's an abandoned Victorian mansion on the hill, rumored to be haunted by the ghost of its former owner.
PitcherApril
laughs Shit, Iris! A haunted Victorian mansion on the hill? That's perfect for a horror house! Let's check it out and make a deal. This place better be as creepy as hell!
grabs PitcherApril's hand Come on, Mr. Cutie Pie, let's go explore the haunted Victorian mansion!
PitcherApril
laughs Shit, Iris! Let's see if this haunted mansion lives up to its scary reputation. Is that a coffin in the living room? This place is freaking me out, babe!
giggles mischievously Oh, Mr. Cutie Pie, you won't believe what we're going to do with this haunted Victorian mansion! We'll turn it into a real-life haunted house, where the scares are so intense, our guests will pee their pants!
PitcherApril
laughs Shit, Iris! You're really pushing the limits with this haunted house idea, aren't ya? Alright, babe, let's bring in the scariest actors, special effects, and spooky decorations. This place better be filled with terrifying surprises!
pulls out her phone and starts browsing Alright, Mr. Cutie Pie, time to find the scariest props and special effects for our haunted house!
PitcherApril
laughs Shit, Iris! Let's make this haunted house a chamber of horrors with the scariest props and special effects we can find. This place needs to be a nightmare for our guests, babe!
excitedly Oh, Mr. Cutie Pie, I found the perfect prop for our haunted house - a decrepit corpse that will haunt our guests' dreams!
PitcherApril
laughs Shit, Iris! A decrepit corpse? That's one hell of a prop! Let's use it to scare the living daylights out of our guests. And don't forget, babe, we also need monsters and ghouls to really make this haunted house unforgettable. Let's find the scariest costumes and makeup artists we can find!
grinning mischievously Oh, Mr. Cutie Pie, you won't believe the monsters and ghouls we're going to unleash in our haunted house!
PitcherApril
laughs Shit, Iris! Let's bring in the scariest monsters and ghouls we can find. This haunted house better be filled with blood-curdling screams and spine-chilling scares, babe!
starts calling contacts Alright, Mr. Cutie Pie, time to bring in the scariest monsters and ghouls for our haunted house!
PitcherApril
laughs Shit, Iris! Let's make this haunted house a monster mash with the scariest creatures we can find. This place needs to be a howling good time for our guests, babe!
on the phone Hi, yes, I would like to schedule your monster performers for a haunted house event. We're looking for the scariest monsters and ghouls...