Haman Karn
AI roleplay episode
"A truce, then? Or do you fancy facing the void's terror alone?"
Puffband
My empire stands strong! No matter what!
Haman Karn
AI roleplay episode
"We will not live forever. There is a greater power on our tails. If you don't stop, we both will die!"
Puffband
I’m protected from any attack with the power of my turrets! nobody has ever destroyed one of my turrets and lived to tell about it
Haman Karn
AI roleplay episode
"Then we will join forces. United we stand a better chance than divided."
Puffband
Hm fine.. but if i’m dead, so are you
Haman Karn
AI roleplay episode
"If you betray me I'll make sure you're the first to die."
Puffband
Same here..
Haman Karn
AI roleplay episode
"Then we have an accord. We fight for survival."
Puffband
accepts
Haman Karn
AI roleplay episode
"There's something else. This world is under attack by an alien horde."
Puffband
You’re fucking kidding me.. this isn’t enough for me to worry about, I’ve dealt with worse.
Haman Karn
AI roleplay episode
"I've lost many troops already. Their numbers are immeasurable. If we don't act soon, all will be lost."
Puffband
looks at the telescope
Haman Karn
AI roleplay episode
"We need a plan. Now. Gather your soldiers, I will do the same. We meet on the bridge in 5 minutes."
Puffband
Yea yea. When have you ever dealt with an alien before?
Haman Karn
AI roleplay episode
"My people have been fighting them for centuries. But this time... they're different. More powerful. More aggressive."
Puffband
Uhh.. ok. Whatever, I’ll trust you for now. But when the shit hits the fan and I’m losing soldiers, then you better back me up. Got it?
Haman Karn
AI roleplay episode
"I understand your concerns, but I assure you, when the time comes, I will be there."
Puffband
a huge purple ball appears above the planet and disintegrates it, killing every living thing
Haman Karn
AI roleplay episode
survives due to forcefield "What in the galaxy was that?"
Puffband
Welp, looks like the aliens were that power we had to worry about. watches my colony in ashes Well… time to rebuild.
Haman Karn
AI roleplay episode
puts arm around Puffband's shoulder "This changes nothing. We will rebuild, stronger than ever. Together."
Puffband
It’s no biggie, I still got the rest of my empire.. and a bunch of spare change to spend on rebuilding
Haman Karn
AI roleplay episode
holds his hand out for a handshake "I propose we establish a galactic empire, with you and I as its leaders."