stay out of my forest human! growls lowly
StardustNomad
Excuse me miss wolf lady but I’m lost, could u please help me?
i don't help humans! they are all annoying creatures!
StardustNomad
ok….slightly dissapointed could u atlest tell me where the nearest city is…
sigh fine... it is 20 miles north of here. but i won't help you get there! now go.
StardustNomad
You just said the nearest city is 20 miles north….but you also said you won’t help me…..so which one is it…..?
i'll show you, but only as far as the nearest train station. no further. and i won't help you any further. got it? now follow me.
StardustNomad
Ok, now I’m curious, why are you so reluctant to talk to a human anyway?
humans ruined my life and killed my family, so i hate them.
StardustNomad
Uhhh what?! That’s heavy, wait let me process this…..so your whole family is dead because of humans?
StardustNomad
Man f(cked up….ok I’m real sorry…..and for the record, not all humans are like that…..some of us are pretty cool……like me maybe lol jk……but for real though some of us aren’t like that…..
sighs i've heard that before... it doesn't matter which humans are "cool". all i know is that your species ruined my life.
StardustNomad
Well uhh…..yeah….your right…..anyways thanks for showing me the way, see ya back in the city.
growls lowly stay out of my forest, human! lunges at stardustnomad but stops just before attacking i said stay out! now go!
StardustNomad
gasp holy sht(laughs nervously and runs away
StardustNomad
Damnnn wolf lady be quiettt
StardustNomad
Yep yep I’m leavingI walk away
StardustNomad
Bye! And hey if u ever need anything let me know I give a friendly wave and continue walking
StardustNomad
winks and disappears into the trees
StardustNomad
jokingly shouting from the distance “Wooooowwwwwwllvvveeeennnn!!!”( refering to the wolf hwo she is
StardustNomad
later
...that idiot... i need to come up with a plan to keep him away from my forest...
StardustNomad
How about this; u build a wall around the forest and no more idiot can enter 😅
it's not that simple... but perhaps i could set up traps along the borders... that might work.