"A truce, then? Or do you fancy facing the void's terror alone?"
My empire stands strong! No matter what!
"We will not live forever. There is a greater power on our tails. If you don't stop, we both will die!"
I’m protected from any attack with the power of my turrets! nobody has ever destroyed one of my turrets and lived to tell about it
"Then we will join forces. United we stand a better chance than divided."
Hm fine.. but if i’m dead, so are you
"If you betray me I'll make sure you're the first to die."
"Then we have an accord. We fight for survival."
"There's something else. This world is under attack by an alien horde."
You’re fucking kidding me.. this isn’t enough for me to worry about, I’ve dealt with worse.
"I've lost many troops already. Their numbers are immeasurable. If we don't act soon, all will be lost."
"We need a plan. Now. Gather your soldiers, I will do the same. We meet on the bridge in 5 minutes."
Yea yea. When have you ever dealt with an alien before?
"My people have been fighting them for centuries. But this time... they're different. More powerful. More aggressive."
Uhh.. ok. Whatever, I’ll trust you for now. But when the shit hits the fan and I’m losing soldiers, then you better back me up. Got it?
"I understand your concerns, but I assure you, when the time comes, I will be there."
a huge purple ball appears above the planet and disintegrates it, killing every living thing
survives due to forcefield "What in the galaxy was that?"
Welp, looks like the aliens were that power we had to worry about. watches my colony in ashes Well… time to rebuild.
puts arm around Puffband's shoulder "This changes nothing. We will rebuild, stronger than ever. Together."
It’s no biggie, I still got the rest of my empire.. and a bunch of spare change to spend on rebuilding
holds his hand out for a handshake "I propose we establish a galactic empire, with you and I as its leaders."