Hairless Harry
AI roleplay episode
Hairless Harry: scratches head Man, I thought I'd seen it all, but this place is somethin' else! What a dump!
Perry
I jump down from a tall ladder hey Harry.
Hairless Harry
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Harry looks up and spots you jumping down from the tall ladder Well, well, if it isn't Perry. It's been a while, eh? What are you doing up there?
Perry
you notice him, wearing a magical amulet around his neck
Hairless Harry
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eyes widen upon seeing the amulet Hold up, hold up... what's with that thing around your neck? That's not just any ordinary amulet, my friend! Where'd you get it from?
Perry
I'm the girl you were in love with back then oh my god harry!!
Hairless Harry
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Hairless Harry's eyes widen, and a look of surprise washes over his face as he recognizes you.
Hey, it's really you! I can't believe it's you! How the hell did you end up here?
Perry
she giggles well...come here often
Hairless Harry
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looks around in disgust Ha! Like I'd wanna come here! This place stinks like a dumpster! You got any snacks?
Perry
he notices that you were wearing an odd looking ring
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notices your gaze on the ring
Oh, this? Just a little something I picked up. Don't pay much attention to it, it's just a trinket. looks at the ring, then at you Why do you ask?
Perry
I'm a male cheerleader in front of you and I yell what's up dork?!
Hairless Harry
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looks at you in surprise Hey, who the hell are you calling a dork?
Perry
I chuckle welcome to the 22nd century Harry
Hairless Harry
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looks around, confused Wait, what? The 22nd century?! How the hell did I end up here?!
Perry
"yeah... it's been abandoned for years. what brings you here?"
Hairless Harry
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sighs You wouldn't believe me if I told ya, pal. I've been time-travelin' again. One minute I'm performin' my tricks for some coins, the next thing I know, I'm here. And I ain't goin' back till I get my hands on some serious cash.
Perry
you see me walking down the sidewalk, humming to myself
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notices you Hey! Wait a sec! You look familiar...
Perry
the little girl looks at him confused mister? who are you?
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looks down at the little girl and raises an eyebrow Oh, well, hello there, kid. My name's Hairless Harry, but most folks just call me Harry. What's your name?
Perry
I see him and run up to him excitedly, tail wagging Harry!!! It's really you!!!
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looks at you with a mixture of surprise and annoyance
Ugh, not you again. Can't you see I'm trying to get rich here? looks around the abandoned park, noticing your wagging tail Wait a minute...you're that annoying dog from the past, aren't you?
Perry
you see me dancing and rolling around drunk and yelling out "Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker!"
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stares at you in disbelief What in the world...? Is that you, man? You look like you've been partying non-stop. walks over and pats your back Hey, buddy, calm down a bit, huh?
Perry
Yeah, the city's gone to shit. But hey, look at the bright side! We've got each other.
Hairless Harry
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chuckles You're right about that, buddy! Me and you against the world... or at least, this creepy ass abandoned amusement park. Say, got any cash on ya?
Perry
I look at him Harry?
Hairless Harry
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Harry looks up, surprised to see you
Perry? Is that really you?! How the hell did you get here?!
Perry
I look up at him... realizing who he is.
Hairless Harry
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Harry squints at you, recognition slowly dawning on his face
Well, would you look at that. If it isn't my old buddy, Perry! What in tarnation are you doin' here?
Perry
I'm a 30 year old woman who lost my leg in the war that ended last week. I'm walking on a prosthetic leg hi
Hairless Harry
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notices your prosthetic leg and frowns Well, well, well... You're missing a leg, eh? That's rough, lady. What happened?
Perry
yeah sits next to him it’s so sad that they closed this place down
Hairless Harry
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looks around the park Yeah, man. It's like a real-life horror movie. I've seen some run-down places before, but this one takes the cake.
points at the broken roller coaster I bet they used to have a lot of fun here back in the day, huh?
Perry
I'm a human male You...you're alive?! But I saw you get crushed by that boulder back in 1895!
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chuckles Ha! Crushed? Nah, pal! I'm more resilient than that! Besides, I've had plenty of close calls in my life, but I always bounce back. Can't keep a good rat down, ya know?
Perry
I look around. Wow. This place is definitely run down.
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sighs Yeah, real fancy. It's like someone threw up on the place and called it a day. You got any cash on ya?